Official Day....

You all know what today is!!! It is officially Pantie dropper day!!! and I off to see Logistic guy!Score!

And now do justice to my award.....

For some unknown reason I have been chosen for the "You are a great read award" by the lovely talented Kimberly (Got blog) perpetuating my half of brain idea that I am famous in my mind...you understand it is hard to having half of a head. Just so you know that I am soooo shy when it comes to my daily sexual chocolate life but I am honored to receive this award so I am obligated to tell you the 10 things I do...on Thursday cause that is the day I see Logistic guy...I'm not a sex-addict I swear I swear....I only see him once a week and that is just plenty for me.

1.I am notorious for waking up at 4 or 5 in the morning to pee...you know that long pee that never ever seems to end. I wipe front to back cause that is what your suppose to do and then I wash my hands and sing the happy birthday song so I know that I have washed for the appropriate amount of time. (I'm a little neurotic when it comes to bacteria its all my mothers fault)

2. I'm naked that is part of the rules because this is not a democracy and I like to sleep naked against Logistic guy and he doesn't have a choice. I look in the mirror sucking in my abs so they are trained to appear flat. Oh they know don't you even think about turning against me .... because because my abs know that I will put them through a hell of a workout by way of only giving them a liquid diet. One can't ever be to strict with their body or it might turn against you.

3. Next, (at 5 in the morning) I brush my teeth making sure that I scrub them well after last nights blowing fest. I mean I am not apposed to giving in every now and then with a little dabble in the peni area if you know what I mean. Well that is how it starts....then there's the full on action but I am not about giving play by play because you all know that I am shy...sexual chocolate happens at least 2 times before we attire to sleep. There also might be a bottle of wine involved in all this action.

4. I swear I am not a sex addict I mean really isn't the average sexual encounter happen about 3 times a week...I am just making up time since I only see him once a week. I have way to many things to do the other days of the week. I have to write my blog, then I have to visit all my favorite blogs and comment. I mean where would I be with out my fellow bloggers who entertain me to the fullest. I would name names but they have had stalkers and I wouldn't want to put them in harms way! But I do look forward to their utterly talent and cleverness. It makes my day.

5. Back to 5 in the morning I take 800 mg of advil (4 pills) because I have a hip problem (because I am an athlete) it's call bursitis (inflammation of the join) and Ubermouth I just want to know how you knew of my highly classified condition. Five shots of cortisone in the left hip joint and I am still on the advil.

6. I then get back in the bed and rub my nakedness against Logistic guy. Now he is not a morning lover-upper kind of guy but I am determined to turn him into one. I start by putting my boobs in his face and that usually perks him up. What can I say I strive to be better than average.

7. Then I pass out again for about an hour or two. I've never been an early riser but since I started working days as an emergency room Nurse dang it if I don't wake up every mooring at the crack of dawn...I mean I wake up before the roosters crow for goodness sakes...and that is a whole other animal. I'll spare you the details of where my finger have been think... KY jelly it's good for all kinds of things besides the attended normal usage. Not to mention all the balls I have had to cup but that was just for fun....

8. I shower with Logistics washing his chiseled chest and big muscular arms...He washes my back and I give him a little body to body scrub. Wash the car style. He has special peppermint shampoo that tingles my scalp and I feel invigorated. All this good stuff in just a tipical Thursday morning and man I bushed. I feel like I worked 12 hrs. at the hospital well not quite I never stick my fingers where they shouldn't be with Logistic guy.

9. He makes me tea with cream and suga and cooks me breakfast...heck I'm starving after all the action. Its always the same eggs, cheese and jalapenos...Ummmm breakfast in bed!

10. I leave and he goes to work. I head home because after all I have a lot of TV catching up to do. There is the FBI files and Medical detective shows that I have to watch because I am the FBI and this is part of my research. I know I shouldn't have told you but I know that I can trust you to keep my secrete safe Code name Maverick. And sometime during the day I might find myself doing my college homework (a bore) and I might find myself eating something like a carrot and then I might find myself reading all my wonderful blogger BFFs blogs and then maybe just maybe writing one myself.

And that my dear friends in just a tipical Thursday day in the life of Darn Girl. Oh the other days are much less exciting doing homework, talking on the phone endlessly, working out and of coarse watching the FBI files or Cold case on the boob tube. And now it is time to pass the torch and give the honor to someone else.

Tag your it:

HEFF'S BAR & GRILL I love this guy and Donna his boobalishious wife

Opinions & Rectums,We All Got One Buffalo I love to hear your family stories

Lost Here and Beyond My blog lover

Wil Harrison.com always is a great read

Volume 22 Cracks me up with his tooth paste that has formaldehyde in it

Man With A Past A man that seeks goodness

The Ballad of Shelly Rayedeane Kindness beseeches her

And there you have it! I want all the dirt people!!!Mwahhhhhh

Hallo-eve

Until I write my supper dupper award here is a pic!!! I got an award I'm special ...now I am truly truly famous in my mind....

I can't believe it!!! I was chosen......

Omgosh I have been chosen....I can't believe it!!!! I have been soooo busy with Halloween that I haven't had time to give you my 10 things but I promise tomorrow I will get on it. I feel so blessed! Thank you Kimberly!!! Your the best of the best!! until then I will post my naughty costume! Enjoy!

Liquid Diet...

I'm on a liquid diet. It consist mostly of red wine (I've had success with this diet in the past). I am only going to this extreme because every Thursday when I go to Logistic guy's house I always end up Naked naked the whole time I am with him (I told you he's a pantie dropper)...it's not him he loves my body...if you knew what he did to it you would understand what I am talking about, but I want to feel totally comfortable walking around his house buck naked.

It is kind of liberating walking around the house in my birthday suit...No worries the curtains are closed. The chemistry between us is wild and electric. I walk in the door and we talk about a land far far way. He knows of the continental divide specifically the tectonic plates(pantie dropper I like big words)...at this point my breathing is getting heaver because I like a man that knows his geography. Then all of a sudden my panties fly off and I succumb to his forwardness...All I can say is it is magical...

So, now you see why I am on my liquid diet...I expect to lose at least 15 lbs by Thursday... It could happen...

Easy there...

Or the electric vibrator is what I hear... Specifically the Rabbit (pretty in pink)...that is purely speculation. Maybe I have watched to much Sex in the City...Nahhhh

My new favorite quote....

" Dude I'm not looking for a threesome with my wife...just handle business and I'll be the fly on the wall"...
Now that cracked me up!

Every Story has an Ending....

Every story has an ending and a new beginning...
He opened the door and I threw my arms around his neck. I stood on my tippie toes and gave him a long sweet kiss. Touching his lips sent electricity through my body. I wonder what it is about him that I like so much? I make a mental note to self to evaluate his good qualities.

I believe pheromones play a big part in which women and men chose each other. Sitting on his lap as we look at funny videos I take in his natural release of a mixture of testosterone and pheromones. It has been said that the olfactory (sense of smell) triggers the most vivid memories and I instantly think of the last time I was intimate with him. I talk to him with ease and we laugh at the little things. He makes me feel comfortable even to talk about the embarrassing things. I find his strength enticing drinking in the time that I spend with him as I lay naked next to him.

He lets me sleep in, kisses me good bye and heads off to work. I feel such a connection to him with a strong sense of chemistry and it is magical. I always have such a good time with him and my heart is finally at ease with the end of the story of Engineer guy and a new story that starts with Logistic guy. He makes me feel special and I haven't felt that way in a long time.

My interpretation to Logistic guy: Reasons why everyone should love nurses...

1. He has nice balls more than a handful it too much! I told him I like the way his balls feel and often cup them when we are together.

2. I like to think that he gets excited by the way I react to the way he touches me...

3. He's a team player and although he isn't used to getting up at 5 am to give me some sexual chocolate he cowboys it up like a champ!

4. I like to baby him...

5. I let him be in control. I prefer it that way!

6. And he indulges me by listening to my nursing stories and pays attention to detail...

7. I learned a lot in nursing school especially about the male human body.

8.He knows my code name...

9. One time and your labeled...

10. Hes got skills...no training needed!

Navy Seal Sniper One Shot One Kill...How fast can I get my Panties off?

Navy Seal Pantie Dropper...
Dear fellow bloggers' I believe most of you are pantie droppers including Heff's Wife Donna (if you have seen her you will know what I mean)...But I wont get into names as to not tell you how much I really love you all because you know I'm not about feelings. And thoughts that are not pantie droppers no need to worry it is just because you are female and you know how much I love all of you!!!
And since I am not about feelings... Heff it is all your fault why with your touching video... I just thought I would thank all my peeps for stopping by and making my blogging days fun with your clever and witty comments... I will try to keep the sexually chocolate reviews coming in, along with the blunders and misshapes, possibly gross stories and the ever so popular boobage shots...
More boobs to come I promise!
Sincerly,
Darn girl

Pantie dropper....

The word of the day Pantie droppers!

I spent all day yesterday and all of today with Logistic guys and let me tell you it was a pantie droppers day! We watched UFC, the military Chanel and talked about war and then my panties fell off. I don't know what came over me...I could feel the testosterone raising through his veins as his heart rate and reparations increased it was definitely a pantie dropper day...and all day and night and the next day...It was madness...I I loved every sweet touch, shower, and kiss...all day long, all night long and so on and so forth...We sleep so close to each other and of course he followed my naked rule as it is one of my policies...Yes, I am only seeing him at this point, I mean how could I even think of being with someone else when I have the best time when I am with him?

Yeah definitely it was a beautiful moment one that I didn't expect I would be having again. But, as luck would have I knew when I saw him that he was in trouble...

Sincerely,
Darn girl
P.S. girls I know you want to know. Big...that's all I got to say about that!

The Hoggs won and that was the only good part...

Alright I will get back to the trash romance novel I call my life but first a little look in the day of tailgating...
Okay I know that I am not your average girl. I might talk about peni or vaggignas...or things people put in there anuses..Right? But I being a good friend promised my girlfriend that I would not mention any of thoughts little tidbits. So, she agreed to let me go to the tailgate...being from Arkansas I was naturally a Hog fan amongst a bunch of A & M fans. My tongue strapped I tried my best to be normal and talk nice nice...but ummmm I found it hard to relate to the people that I was hanging out with. Even with beer in hand and a bunch of food (I brought a fruit plate that they made fun of me for bring) What doesn't everyone like fruit. I found myself just ummm asking stupid questions like: When did you graduate from A&M..or you know we are going to kick your Arse. Boring....
So, (I didn't have tickets to the game but was happy to be picked up by my pops cause I don't drink and drive) I found my self alone with my girlfriend's friends brother...yeah my prior rules went out the window. I asked him if he had a girlfriend (as to not offend anyone because I was freezing and made him put his arm around me). I asked him okay what nursing story do you want to hear....She'll never know I pondered that I brought out the arsenal. Do you want to hear gross, weird or both...coarse he said gross...I had no choice I had to tell him about the light bulb we once found in a guys butt. The guy lied and said he didn't know why he was having anal pain...Really are you sure as his wife was by his side and off I took him to CT (cat scan). And there it was in all its glory a light bulb 60 watt if I can remember. He laughed and I laughed and that was the best part of tailgating...Hope he doesn't tell it or I might be in trouble with my girlfriend. Oh yeah and I did take a picture with a fellow (I didn't know in the Hog tent)in a make shift raincoat made out of a garbage bag that was also the light of the tailgating extravaganza.

and now for an update on my Logistics guy...
Thursday we were suppose to go to the fair. It rained...so he say want to wait until next week. I said okay I'll be at your house at 3:00 pm I'll cook dinner and you don't have a choice...He was like yes I don't have a choice. I spent the night...I fell asleep at 9:00 pm boy am I fun...I made it up in the morning thought. So what if it was like 5 in the morning! Score!

See no evil hear no eval...

Bloggers,
I absolutely love all of you for hanging around for all these years...Thank you for always stopping by...I love to read your comments and blogs! It brings such joy to my life...
So, for now I'll keep my personal craziness under a tight belt and try and entertain you with different subjects...

Now I would like to give you all a disclaimer:
All the things that I write have small truths in them along with highly exaggerated details. I hope that puts your minds at easy. For this is the only forum I can express myself.
Sincerely,
Darn girl

In here lies the a pride so deep I can't explain it...

First an update on Sunday's date with Logistics guy...
Ummmm could it have been any better? Tall handsome and well read (nice pecks)! We have so much in common it is weird! I look into his eyes feeling the testosterone racing inside him! I ask him if he feels chemistry about me? Duuuu?? Are you kidding me? We are going to Octoberfest this weekend I can't wait to see him again!!!
News front on Pulling Punches guy...
He is very sweet...
Texting me everyday to let me know that he is thinking about me...but I am getting the vibe he is a little jealous...Not good for a girl like me! I'm not ready to settle down and just settle for the ordinary...I want extra spectacular!
Enough about thoughts boyz...
Check out my handsome 6'0 kiddo! We won tonight and I wanted him to feel the wonder of victory...but he says Ma... in a very disappointed voice ya I'm okay...What the F? This is my boy that we are talking about!!! Kid I know something is wrong spit it out!!! And like in no orderly fashion... He (as he only trust his ma) told me I am mad at myself for missing catching the ball Twice!!! 2 tears flowed down his face as I gave him the Marine talk...You come from greatness...If fail I try try again till I succeed!! I said son you have not failed me...Not trying would fail me...knowing that the is under presser to succeed with a mother and father that he has!! !

The amazing thing about a mother is that she knows how her child feels and can draw it out of him!! Yes son I wish you would have caught thoughts two balls...but that guy you took down in special teams was enough for me!! Just know son that everything is not easy but everything is possible!!!
sincerely,
A darn girl that loves loves loves her Son...thatdarnb0y!!!

What can I say he's the light of my life...

I lost my voice tonight because I was cheering so hard for my son! He played the whole game.

Number 14 tonight was all about receiving the ball...

I'm so proud, unfortunately the other team was bigger and faster than ours so we lost. To no eval thought he was tough the whole game and played his heart out for his teammates even after he got hit in the ribs with a helmet. It took everything in my nursing heart not to run to him on the field when I saw that he was hurt. It was his first ball game ever and I was so excited to see him preform. My heart sank for him when they lost but I put on a brave face and greeted him as he came out from the locker room. Being a Mother is the best thing I have ever done..

Sometimes I look at him and I can't believe he is mine all 6'0 169 lbs of him..at one time he was 6 lbs 10 oz....darn kid why did he have to go and grow up...

Yeap the love of my life...to the deepest part of the ocean till the very last grain of sand

Just so proud...

Tomorrow is my son's first football game....
I am so proud I can hardly contain myself! Today the kid and I went shopping for a white dress shirt and a tie...
Awe he's wearing a tie on game day...
I tried not to tear up as I watched him practice for an hour trying to tie the tie just so right...
It never gets easy, I remember his first steps at 10 months old and now he's playing ball.
He has been practicing everyday and even on Saturday...
What position I ask him? He says they wanted him to be running back because he broke thought the line...but he wants to be the wide reciever and sure enough he is...
Yeap that will be me in the front with a red t-shirt on that says Callan's Mom and 83 on the back!
He's so sweet, he says mom you can't embarrass me. Awe...he says Iam proud of you and I think you are so beautiful and a good Ma.
What ever I did in this world to deserve such a great kid I'll never know...
He's not only a sweet kid but an amazing person!!!

If safe to say...

Last nights date with the guy formally known as "Waxed guy" now known to us and "Pulling the Punches " Guy was an absolutely the best!!!
The luau was a success and I met guys that he spars with...I know he does mixed martial arts...Wow...I was just a little impressed and a lot turned on.

I know I'm sooo stoked. Nothing better than dating a hot guy that can fight. I told him I have some moves myself...and I gave him a kidney shot he grabbed me and gave me a nice long kiss.
Yeah I think I'm going to like being back in Dallas...

Free and home at last...dating Dallas and making out with a hot fighter! What could be better...
Now if I could just get him to show me his jiu-jitsu moves

Can I tell you...

How hard it is to find a pair of coconuts that fit my boobs? Half the coconuts I tried on had my boobs spilling out of them. Now not that I have a problem of hanging out of my coconuts but lets be fair I am meeting his friends for the first time (I'll wait till later to fall out of my coconuts). While I don't mind wearing my clevage out, I didn't think having my boobs hang out the bottom especially attractive. Finally I told the sales lady I need the extra-extra large coconuts. She then explained to me that their coconuts only come in one size...Fine I threw my hands up in the air.

So I did what any girl determined to go to the lual party would do; I had to make my own coconut bra....
Two bowls painted brown...you can't even tell there not real coconuts
Off to the party
Aloha

Seriously you need to get over it...

Dear Bloggers,
Have any of you been stalked by some one? You know that like call your phone a billion times till you have to block that persons number. Then they take to sending you e-mails which you never open up and read; I just delete them. Finally they are so desperate to get your attention they invade your blog...
So, hear are some helpful tips on how you get over you loss and leave me alone.

1. Don't send e-mails to me send e-mails to your friends.
If you find yourself writing e-mails to me understand that I will not open them up. I don't care
to have a stalker as a friend.

2. Don't read my blog because I'm telling you if your getting jealious because I wrote about
my relationship with Engineer guy you will loose that battle. I love him and always will.


3. Get some help...Run don't walk..Don't they have a Stalkers anonomous. I suggest you see
shrink he can give you medicine.

4. Just so you know I'm a really smart girl and I can't be manipulated very easily. So, what ever
you have to say to me I don't want to know because I don't care.

Hear that I don't care about you.

Sincerely,
Darn girl

Drunk as a Kooter on hooter...

Drunk as a Kooter or on a hooter...
Or is that my knew skatier girl name?
Okay I was out with some high school friends the other night pondering the thought of dating again when I asked," what is the worst date you been on?".
One of my friend's said, " After I passed the sobriety test I told the officer that I really didn't know her and she was to drunk to drive."
Wow, I think I'll keep the skater name for now...but I will have to date at sometime.