Wednesday, March 07, 2012

Pornos and Vibrators

  Everyone that really knows me knows that I love a good porn like ever red blooded person on earth...but mine porn is not really your typical porn...No I don't like toes, little people's porn or people urinating on each other. My porn consists of UFC fighting... Where sweaty highly testosterone filled muscular men choke each other out for a TKO for a knock out causing the knocked out opponent falling down to his demise with crazy looking eyes  ... I know who else finds this strange, phenomenon highly sexually stimulating?   Panties dropper...Oh how  I love Rich Franklin he's married to me don't ya know? He might not know but I know that's all that matters.

Vibrators for the life of me I can't understand why women uses vibrators. I mean I can see that it can be phalically stimulating because you can pick your own size, shape and motion in the ocean. I just can't for the life of me find anything stimulating about a plastic or silicone penis...there is no abs connected to it there is no sexually stimulating talk attached to it, there is no telling it no...and there is no make- up sex. I guess I'm just old fashion I need someone to fight with occasionally when i have PMS. Nothing better than a good old fashion penis and balls...