Monday, March 23, 2009

Cycling the day way....

Me: Your so handsome...

Him: Your so beautiful...

Me: Your so fun...

Him: Your so fun...

17 miles later I'm smiling as we take the light-rail home...

It feels good to enjoy some of the simple things in life like a bike ride with friends and dinner at home...

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Okay sure I can put my leg up in the air...but your going to see my pink panties

So, I have hip injury that I have been trying to ignore but it is not working...

So, I called my Bone Dr. for another steroid shot.
Yeah I am on steroids...but I am not getting big muscles go figure...

Picture it...
Bone Dr. comes in and I am in my pink panties and a paper gown...
He says lay down on your back, he pulls up my gown up...
Hello pink panties in all their glory.
He says you have a bruise on your leg...
Yeah, I said I am clumsy and ran into the corner at a friends house...
I'm a little embarrassed, but what can I say he's the Dr.
I don't have a choice...ohhhh I don't have a choice okay
Then the Dr. pulled my leg up in the air and asked if it hurt?...
I'm trying to be professional and not smile or laugh but I have to tell you I haven't been in this position since Engineer guy and I were together...
I'm feeling a little vulnerable, but I need the shot cause my hip is killing me...
I guess this is normal what do I know...
Then he tells me to to turn on my side so that he can give me the shot...
Holy crap it hurts, I didn't scream but I wanted to...I sucked it up
And that was my day...

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Happy St. Patties day can we talk....

Okay I am sorry to goosh...but
I haven't had this much fun in years....

Bev: OMGosh he looks so great in his scrubs...
Me : I know right look at his chest muscles ...(I'm smitten what can I say)
Bev: Does he have a big Penis?

Me: Bev you have no limits do you? I haven't had sex with the guy yet, but ummmmm
I have seen him in spandex (don't ask something about spin class with me). Well I am a Nurse so I did offer a testicle check...Is that so wrong?

Bev: No not wrong at all... I concur after all isn't that what we went to nursing school for?
Me: Yes, that is what I went to nursing for... I did get my boobs grabbed..score...

Bev: I like him too...

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Birthday Tea with Bev and Katie....






I'm off to the Kentucky derby after this....

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Let me tell you a great way to impress the guy...

You can impress him by...

Going to play volleyball with his friends and hit all the balls in the tree...

Yeap, that's me cool, hip, athletic, chick, non-able-to-server-the ball-for-she'it-but-all-you-got-to-be-is-pretty-chick...

He was so gracious, telling me he thought it was sweet that I dove for the ball even if I was nowhere near, near the ball ;)...Oh yeah I can take it go ahead

Coarse they made fun with me...His friends were hilarious and I cracked up the whole entire 4 games that we played...

Yep, we lost every game and I'm a little bruised and my hip a little sore...

But, not all was lost. I had more fun last night and laughed more than I have in years...

Darn foiled I do like him...

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Sorry Puppie who knew...

Don't give your Dog cheese...
I gave my little Cece diarrhea..
then she wiped her butt on my Dad's pants...

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

In the circle....and so much more...

(Circle of friends ...kind of a special thing. Bev is a part of my circle, a kind of even if... love, friendship that never dies no matter what)

What do you mean Bev?
(She clearly thinks I'm in denial)

I knew it, You like him...
(She's smiling at me from across the table at lunch)

What are you talking about?
(Now I'm blushing)

I can tell by the way you talk about him...

What? hu? what? I have no idea what your talking about? My heart is still a stone...rock hard (no pun intended) I say to her smiling...

Okay, Okay...sheesh I can admit that I like him (laser guy) just a hair, Just a smidgen. I tell her he makes me laugh, and softens my heart just a little bit around the edges. Did I just admit that out loud? He doesn't mind being a part of my story...that's what life about writing our own stories? I hope so no regrets, and never never look back.

He has a kind heart, he handsome...dirty blond hair, blue-green eyes, big biceps brachi (and he know's what that means), every time we talk he is sure to mention Balls;) (a favorite subject for me to talk about as you all very well know).

What did I tell Bev? He's got skills...
I warned him my heart is still hard as a rock and he replied, "but I'm paper"
Awe, he's paper...

Monday, March 02, 2009

Can I get off the computer please....


School has been so demanding I haven't even had time to watch porn on the computer.

In an effort to keep myself from loosing my eye sight I have been hanging out with my old friend who works with lasers. He makes me laugh and I am thinking of letting him feel up my boobs since I haven't seen Bev for a week ;) Anywho, Bev always thinks I should hook up with a Dr. and a Dr. that she might benefit from in some way or the other. Crazy girl...
So, Laser guy and I were hanging out the other night and Bev called. She wanted to know about the Vagina laser procedures that he preforms...Great Bev just what I wanted to talk about whilst I am thinking of making out with the guy your Vagggnnn. Whilst on speaker phone she wants to know if it is normal to when you have a bowel movement and you push out your ummmm...
(this is not for the faint of heart) Tampon...
Well thanks Bev sure now she has an appointment with laser guy but I never did get my boobs felt up...
Darn foiled again.....