Friday, August 24, 2012

It haunts me...

It eludes me night after night. When I can do it I dream about it. It is like a ghost, follwing me daily hoping and dreaming for it. It is the orger on my back digging it long dirty nails into my skin krippling me day after day. I try and work-out so that I feel my eyes close and drift off. Sleep is what evades me.... I wish I could sleep.

Wednesday, August 08, 2012

Drunk as a Kooter on hooter...


Drunk as a Kooter or on a hooter...
Or is that my knew skatier girl name?
Okay I was out with some high school friends the other night pondering the thought of dating again when I asked," what is the worst date you been on?".
One of my friend's said, " After I passed the sobriety test I told the officer that I really didn't know her and she was to drunk to drive."
Wow, I think I'll keep the skater name for now...but I will have to date at sometime.

Saturday, June 16, 2012

You know what I love...

When I write my blogs I have everyone in mind (sexual) and some people get so offended by my blatten written blogs of sex, alcohol and well sex...penis, vagina's...and what other things that I can come up with out of my need to shock the systems. I'm not sure why it is a problem for them..It's really all in good fun. I'll tell you what I can't do...I can spell,  I have terrible grammar, I write as if I am talking directly to all of you and if your offended I say don't read my blog. I'm no noble peace writer I'm famous in my own mind and sometimes I don't pick my clothes up off the floor.

What I do do...I happen to be a very kind and loving person. I have saved many lives at my job, I infect the tissues ...I'm  like virus once your infected it's hard to get me off the mind...why is that because I happen to be one of the most loving people one could know. For those of you that know and read my blogs as trashy as I might sound (we all have reputations to upheld) I want you to know that I appreciate your being able to find the funny in them and the entertainment that I might happen to bring to you that day!
Darn girl

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Naughty and Nice

First naughty then then I will tell you the nice...
I currently have a Marine...Well not really have him have him. I am supporting a marine again until he comes home. So, I have been writing him for about a week and I have sent him some of my funny blogs. I can't give him much otherwise but entertainment. No I'm not going to send him this pic. I wouldn't cheat on all of you like that. I mean we are in a monogamous relationship with each other and all that good bull shit. The best thing about my blog is that I have had it since 2006 and I still have people that comment from the early good yrs. Of sex, alcohol and rock and awe ya! So, en light of all of you that have stayed so long I am sending you much love and BOOBIES! Kiss Kiss
And that is all I got for ya!
That darn girl

Wednesday, March 07, 2012

Pornos and Vibrators

  Everyone that really knows me knows that I love a good porn like ever red blooded person on earth...but mine porn is not really your typical porn...No I don't like toes, little people's porn or people urinating on each other. My porn consists of UFC fighting... Where sweaty highly testosterone filled muscular men choke each other out for a TKO for a knock out causing the knocked out opponent falling down to his demise with crazy looking eyes  ... I know who else finds this strange, phenomenon highly sexually stimulating?   Panties dropper...Oh how  I love Rich Franklin he's married to me don't ya know? He might not know but I know that's all that matters.

Vibrators for the life of me I can't understand why women uses vibrators. I mean I can see that it can be phalically stimulating because you can pick your own size, shape and motion in the ocean. I just can't for the life of me find anything stimulating about a plastic or silicone penis...there is no abs connected to it there is no sexually stimulating talk attached to it, there is no telling it no...and there is no make- up sex. I guess I'm just old fashion I need someone to fight with occasionally when i have PMS. Nothing better than a good old fashion penis and balls...