Wednesday, March 07, 2012

Pornos and Vibrators

  Everyone that really knows me knows that I love a good porn like ever red blooded person on earth...but mine porn is not really your typical porn...No I don't like toes, little people's porn or people urinating on each other. My porn consists of UFC fighting... Where sweaty highly testosterone filled muscular men choke each other out for a TKO for a knock out causing the knocked out opponent falling down to his demise with crazy looking eyes  ... I know who else finds this strange, phenomenon highly sexually stimulating?   Panties dropper...Oh how  I love Rich Franklin he's married to me don't ya know? He might not know but I know that's all that matters.

Vibrators for the life of me I can't understand why women uses vibrators. I mean I can see that it can be phalically stimulating because you can pick your own size, shape and motion in the ocean. I just can't for the life of me find anything stimulating about a plastic or silicone penis...there is no abs connected to it there is no sexually stimulating talk attached to it, there is no telling it no...and there is no make- up sex. I guess I'm just old fashion I need someone to fight with occasionally when i have PMS. Nothing better than a good old fashion penis and balls...
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12 comments:

JStar said...

Hey Chica! GIRL you havent had the right toy lol...They are even fun when the man uses them on you :-) I feel you about the UFC too lol

Gorilla Bananas said...

What about the little buzzing ones that stimulate your clit? A penis can't do that.

Just telling it like it is said...

Jstar: Long time no see!! Good to know your still out there...Ummmm now why would I want a vibrator when I could have a nice hard penis that is attached to a hot body...that would be penis abuse

Just telling it like it is said...

Bananas: Clit stimulation is really over rated for me...I'd rather have a finger and my boobs in my sexual partners mouth but that is just me... it takes internal stimulation for me... hence the finger and penis

Meagan said...

Yes, I guess I'm not a big fan of vibrators myself? Although I do have one, and use it on occassions when I'm hit with the horny toad mode...But like yourself I prefer body parts, and if anyone wants to wrestler I'm down for that too.

Meagan (-:

Heff said...

Sorry, I can't watch "Ultimate Tea-bagging Championship" for JUST that reason - the men ALWAYS end up in a wrestled down tea-bagging scenario.

"Nothing better than a good old fashion penis and balls..." IN THEIR MOUTHS UNTIL THE COUNT-OUT !

KittyCat said...

I would say most women who use vibrators do so because they are lacking the real thing. And if given the choice they would choose a real stiff cock over the toy anyday.

Also sometimes when there is no stiff dick around, like driving in the car to work you but have no choice to whip out a vibrator to get off
Just sayin

Red Shoes said...

I read something somewhere about someone using a vibrator as a drink stirrer for their cocktails...

That sounds SO funny to me!!!

How are you, sweetie...???

~shoes~

Epic Fail said...

The world needs more women like you! And that's all I can really say about this post. :-)

Dr Zibbs said...

Did you know there's a fetish where people put bugs all over themselves? What up wid dat?!

Just telling it like it is said...

Dr. No kidding I had know idea...that could get a little creepy in your vaggg area

Clyde said...

Oh honey, I dont want to watch your pornos---well, the ones you like---if you want to do your own, you know I want to watch that---after all, you do have a body to die for,
Now as for plastic bits---well, why not----come on girl----something with a bit of penetration and vibration and there on call, ready and waiting.
Just cos you can get live hot meat on demand, dont knock the needs of others-----oh, and ok, I'm waiting