Friday, September 04, 2009

Can I tell you...

How hard it is to find a pair of coconuts that fit my boobs? Half the coconuts I tried on had my boobs spilling out of them. Now not that I have a problem of hanging out of my coconuts but lets be fair I am meeting his friends for the first time (I'll wait till later to fall out of my coconuts). While I don't mind wearing my clevage out, I didn't think having my boobs hang out the bottom especially attractive. Finally I told the sales lady I need the extra-extra large coconuts. She then explained to me that their coconuts only come in one size...Fine I threw my hands up in the air.

So I did what any girl determined to go to the lual party would do; I had to make my own coconut bra....
Two bowls painted brown...you can't even tell there not real coconuts
Off to the party
Aloha

8 comments:

doggybloggy said...

good thinking and dont forget the pictures!

Kay said...

5 stars for creativity! Have fun!

Heff said...

I have felt Donna's pain through MUCH the same situation, on MANY occasions - TOO much boob flopping freely up top, or TOO much hanging out the bottom.

I wish I could help...

You girls have MAJOR problems !

GodDamn...If I could EVER get you two TOGETHER !!!!!

buffalodick said...

I made a comment that was never printed on your last post expressing my concern with this!

Just telling it like it is said...

doggie: I coun't get anyone to take pictures of me I think they mesmerized by by my coconuts.
Heff: Donna is gorgeous it wouldn't take much for me to ask to see her coconuts

Buffalo: I am so sorry...

Kimberly said...

Oh snap...I wished I would have read this sooner & you could have made your plight sooner - I have a drawer full of COCONUT bras.

Just telling it like it is said...

Kimberly: dang it I always miss out...always the brides maid never the bride.

Walker said...

Lets face it, coconuts are only so big.
Just hollow out some vollyballs and I garrantee you people will try to spike them all night long