How hard it is to find a pair of coconuts that fit my boobs? Half the coconuts I tried on had my boobs spilling out of them. Now not that I have a problem of hanging out of my coconuts but lets be fair I am meeting his friends for the first time (I'll wait till later to fall out of my coconuts). While I don't mind wearing my clevage out, I didn't think having my boobs hang out the bottom especially attractive. Finally I told the sales lady I need the extra-extra large coconuts. She then explained to me that their coconuts only come in one size...Fine I threw my hands up in the air.
So I did what any girl determined to go to the lual party would do; I had to make my own coconut bra....
Two bowls painted brown...you can't even tell there not real coconuts
Off to the party
Aloha
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8 comments:
good thinking and dont forget the pictures!
5 stars for creativity! Have fun!
I have felt Donna's pain through MUCH the same situation, on MANY occasions - TOO much boob flopping freely up top, or TOO much hanging out the bottom.
I wish I could help...
You girls have MAJOR problems !
GodDamn...If I could EVER get you two TOGETHER !!!!!
I made a comment that was never printed on your last post expressing my concern with this!
doggie: I coun't get anyone to take pictures of me I think they mesmerized by by my coconuts.
Heff: Donna is gorgeous it wouldn't take much for me to ask to see her coconuts
Buffalo: I am so sorry...
Oh snap...I wished I would have read this sooner & you could have made your plight sooner - I have a drawer full of COCONUT bras.
Kimberly: dang it I always miss out...always the brides maid never the bride.
Lets face it, coconuts are only so big.
Just hollow out some vollyballs and I garrantee you people will try to spike them all night long
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