Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Liquid Diet...

I'm on a liquid diet. It consist mostly of red wine (I've had success with this diet in the past). I am only going to this extreme because every Thursday when I go to Logistic guy's house I always end up Naked naked the whole time I am with him (I told you he's a pantie dropper)...it's not him he loves my body...if you knew what he did to it you would understand what I am talking about, but I want to feel totally comfortable walking around his house buck naked.

It is kind of liberating walking around the house in my birthday suit...No worries the curtains are closed. The chemistry between us is wild and electric. I walk in the door and we talk about a land far far way. He knows of the continental divide specifically the tectonic plates(pantie dropper I like big words)...at this point my breathing is getting heaver because I like a man that knows his geography. Then all of a sudden my panties fly off and I succumb to his forwardness...All I can say is it is magical...

So, now you see why I am on my liquid diet...I expect to lose at least 15 lbs by Thursday... It could happen...

21 comments:

UBERMOUTH said...

I'm sending ALL these posts to your Mother!

Just telling it like it is said...

Uber: OMGosh she is always in the pool topless...she would be proud!!!

Shelly Rayedeane said...

Just be careful dear. Liquid diets can be very unhealthy if they go on for a great extent of time. Best just to have more sex and take off the pounds naturally, eh?

Walker said...

Red wine and naked.....what are panties?

Liam said...

If you sent them to my mother you would be committing murder.

I would have thought water would have been better but I must admit wine would make it more interesting

buffalodick said...

Nothing like a liquid diet, and a horizontal work-out... You might want to make an exercise video...

Heff said...

Hmmm. And all this time, I figured you two just talked geography about your Grand Tetons....

Just telling it like it is said...

Shelly: Your probably right. I hear that every time you have sex it burns 200 calories...now x3 time that's about 600 calories sweet!

Walker: right what panties?

Liam: My Ma is not the shy type shes always walked around the house and outside at the pool topless. She has this thing where she talks about her boobs all the time...I mean really I can't imagine doing that?

Buffalo: What a great idea...Logistic guy is kind of shy but then again he knows I write about him and doesn't have a problem with it...We send you the first cut!

Heff: We do talk about the boobage all the time are you kidding me its me we are talking about!

f1trey said...

where in the world is your twin sister???

Liam said...

When you say having sex burns 200 calories you must be talking about dull missionary position sex. I think that if you go for the full package we might be talking the whole 600 calories at one go.

Shelly Rayedeane said...

Yes, but you will have to have sex more then 3 times a day for every bottle of beer. lol.

Just telling it like it is said...

F1: I don't think my Ma could of handled 2 of us!

Liam: Maybe I should take some pointers from you...I prefer play8ing cowgirl and hiding on top of Logistic guy!

Shelly: It is totally worth it...Maybe I can get him to put out 4 times then I'll really be burning some calories!!Score!

Kimberly said...

Your diet choice is very healthy & you have my blessing child.

Just telling it like it is said...

Kimberly: I knew you would see it my way!!

UBERMOUTH said...

Having sex and you're not even married? You clearly do not have a very wise head on your shoulders.

Joe Corbati said...

It's always nice to have goals.

Tom Bailey said...

My personal prefrence is being with a woman that does not drink at all. It leaves more energy for other activities to do together. In general.

My opinion would be to lose weight through a healthy diet instead. But that is just my viewpoint and not the truth.

Just telling it like it is said...

Uber: I don't believe in institutions...sometimes they can kill you slowly over time....

Joe: Thanks for your support!

Oh Tom I have no time for preparing a healthy diet and exercise that would be way to hard..besides when would I have time to drink wine...
(wine is a powerful antioxidant) there is research behind this very fact...ask anyone or me. I did research on it when I was in Nursing school!

UBERMOUTH said...

I keep coming back to this same post.My bloggers are so lazy!

Now please write a new post so that I can be duly entertained. :)

Tug said...

While I am totally behind the red wine diet, I really think you need some food...so add chocolate and call it good! (Whether on him, or being fed by him...either way it's a win)

I still suck at commenting, but am SO happy to read all's going so well for you!! ;-)

Just telling it like it is said...

No worries my next bog will be all about my sexual emancipates starting Friday morning lasting till 1:00pm...tuned it you won't be sorry!!

Tug I love it when you write me your comments!! always tell me how you feel even if it isn't the think that I feel! I;m Memorized my that eye of your!!!