I found myself one weekend out with my Boyfriend, "Aussie" at a pub for a cold beverage of dirty martinis for me and cold beers for him as we often do. You see I knew he was up to something but I wasn't sure because he gave me that nod of and a "wink wink" ... oh honey have one more cocktail. So, four in he says to me, "You ready to move on to the next place it's kind of dull here ?". (there was really no one for us to play the yes -no game but I'll have to get into that later) He also sweetened the deal by telling me that there would be "Live Entertainment" which enticed me of coarse... Oh yeah party on... I figured I would love seeing a band ... I promptly say with just a hint of a slur, "let's blow this joint". Un-be-nonce-to- me we were right around the corner of the place; I think to myself this WOW I'm so lucky this guy always has it together and always handles business cause he's a business handler!
I think I might have saw a little bead of sweat come down his brow when he pulled up to the "Entertainment Bar", but I couldn't be too sure about that now cause I had a little liquid lube action going on. Maybe I should have seen it coming because we joke about this kind of thing all the time...or maybe the big neon sign should have slapped in the face that said, "Topless Girls: No Cover Charge and Free Buffet". Call me crazy I hardly noticed the sign...well maybe I noticed the free buffet part.. I was just ready to see the live entertainment and maybe get my dance on as well.
Oh it was live entertainment all right...except the band apparently was fashionably late (GO Figure Right?"). While we are waiting for them SHOW UP... I wonder why are there roughly 14 small stages with poles and one large stage in the front with naked girls dancing on them? Could this be a metal band? Is that why there were naked girls as the pre-show? then I thought why are all the men standing up to the stages with dollars in their hands and their noses in the girls cooter? Is this a new pre -band trend? And why is that girl spreading her legs open while laying on the stage when I can clearly see that she has a hemorrhoids in her anus... more importantly I think a dollar is too much to pay to see that kind of thing. I started to go tell her that they have a treatment for that kind of thing (she could probably make more than a dollar when the guys put their nose in her butt if she got it taken care of I'm just saying) and that I could recommend a Doctor. The boyfriend "Aussie" thought that it might be kind of rude to do that to her while she was performing. After much deliberation; I figured he was right and I shouldn't take away from her thunder.
Stay tuned for part 2
2 comments:
I hope we don't have to wait like a year or more for Part #2!
No you don't have to wait a year I am getting ready to post that one...it's totally not what you think..lol
Gorilla: I'm not sure if the guy fell in or not but I did see that he made it out let's hope without and significant injuries...
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