Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Drunk as a Kooter on hooter...

Drunk as a Kooter or on a hooter...
Or is that my knew skatier girl name?
Okay I was out with some high school friends the other night pondering the thought of dating again when I asked," what is the worst date you been on?".
One of my friend's said, " After I passed the sobriety test I told the officer that I really didn't know her and she was to drunk to drive."
Wow, I think I'll keep the skater name for now...but I will have to date at sometime.

7 comments:

Heff said...

Is "Peter Feltersnatch" not available ?

Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts said...

Too funny!

Just telling it like it is said...

Heff: I suppose he was busy feltering...
Tee: Thanks I need the laugh...

Wil said...

Either that or maybe Buster Hymen is available.

Wil Harrison.com

Lestat de Lioncourt said...

I never forget a breast...uh, face.

buffalodick said...

Where's Peter Draggin when you need him?

Chef E said...

LOL...I got pulled over once and I was, well let's just say up there, but thank goodness he sent me off with a warning...