Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Mary Mary Quite Contrary....

While I am convinced that Mathew is secretly in love, in love with me and is just with what's her name until I get over "Mister Guy. I have decided to join the rest of the world and sign up for a well known internet dating site...(I know it is kind of cheesy...how else is a girl suppose to meet eligible men that I can chose to talk to simply by seeing a picture of them and reading their bios...and hey I will not usually be wearing my beer goggles)

Ahhh the dating scene...and let the games begin....

So, gosh I have been out of the dating scene for like a while now and still really am not ready to date...but you know it beats sitting at home each night mulling over my hurt feelings..writting blogs that are sappy instead of giving you people some dirt....something with substance...something that you probably are glad that happen to me instead of you....

So, where do I start..why oh why do all the oldest men on the dating site e-mail me??It clearly states on my profile that I would like to date someone who is not old..out of shape and not the age of my father...come onnn old men give me a break...Why just cause 1/2 of family is from Arkansas doesn't mean that I want to date a man that is like my fathers age or worse my grandfathers age...hey the rules of Arkansas do not apply to me anymore....I broke out long ago...

Okay then and why is it that the most unattractive guys e-mail me...really...I mean I am a decent looking girl...I'm fit...I have a good job even though I am still really poor right now...I mean do they think that I am blind...that I will actually read their profile even though they are really not good looking...I mean I had this one man who I swear looked like "Molegally in Lord of the Rings"(I think that is his name that creature that wanted the ring. that said,”my precious")He even had pointy ears...I was afraid...afraid I tell you....

It hasn't been all that bad...I have gone out with one guy that was actually intellegent and handsome and successful...I know...right you never get those combinations...what is wrong with him...maybe he doesn't like me...or maybe he is weird and I do not like him...I am suppose to see him again tommorrow night...I'll have to get back to you...let you know how it turns out...we did have a lot in common...he is from the country just like me...It could be fate...or I could just be crazy ...who knows...

I also have a date with a guy that seems to be very nice on the phone I talked to him like three times and I am going out with him one wensday...he called today...wanted to know where to meet...and then he said you can call inbetween the time that we meet if you want...what does that mean...Does that mean that he wants me to call him tommorrow..I mean the date is Wensday...or does that mean he wants to talk to me but does not want to call and bug me or am I just reading into it...who can figure out all these rules...I say date as much as I can...why not...I am really not ready for anything serious right now (except for you Q)...I just want to keep it light...

Oh another question I have is....when do you cross the line and have sex...I haven't been with anyone new in so long...I'm not sure I would know how to act....

Well...wish me luck and hey it would be nice..
Come onnn break a girl off something.....

1 comment:

Just telling it like it is said...

In my failing attempt to publish a picture so you would know which Mathew I was talking about...I failed...people I was talking about Mathew Mc Conaughey...