Monday, June 12, 2006

P.S. remind me to write about this...

Ahhhh yes, I know what else I was going to say today...I was going to tell you
what happen when I got my mole cut off my back...

hey listen this is a great one I know it sounds gross...but then if your reading this you are familar with my style and it will not shock you...

One time One time...I went to the Dematologist and well I had an eraser size mole on my back that plagued me in my teenage years...I wanted to get it cut off...he said,"OMG it looks terrible I bet it really bothers you when you wear a bikini"
I thought to myself I did not think it was that bad untill just right now....okay let's cut it off...I then said I ummm (cough right here) have a ummm mole in my like front private part...

He said let's see it...ahhhh oohhhhh aahhhh yeah we are going to have to cut that off too...
I said how much...no lie...I swear this is the truth...

He said," For the low low price of 75 $ we can cut off the mole on your back and we will through the other mole in for free"

What...suze me...so I paid the 75 $
go figure?

2 comments:

Q said...

No way!!! You got two moles off for $75?!? Man, I wish I had that option. Although I only have one big mole but it's right smack dab in the middle right below my lip so everyone thinks it's a "soul patch". My Mom told me when i was really young that it's lucky because it is right in the middle so I never thought about getting it cut off.

So did you get it cut off? Did you get to see it afterwards? I bet that would have been the coolest thing ever!

Just telling it like it is said...

A soul patch hu? that's hot...unfortunatly I did not get to see them.....
(cause you know that I would want to investigate them..maybe even save them and like put them in a showcase on my tv or something(hehe just joking I would not want to share them with the world)
...like it happen so fast...It was like I did not know what was happening to me...

come to think of it I was kind of sad...I was used to me moles....