Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Hip Hip Hurray for Aqua Net Hair Spray..

I was reminded this morning while reading Awaiting blog of how ridiculous you look and are in high school...

Vision it..big brown permed hair...blue-green eye shadow (OMG if you could see how slutty it looked) huge, huge bangs (who did not have them) Pink frosted lip stick..I have full round lips and with the frosted lipstick you could barley see them...Hey I have see women still still wearing this shade of lipstick (someone should tell them..hey I can't see your lips)....

So, one morning the torcher of my life..what happen? what could make me loss my mind and like decide that I was all of a sudden sick unable to attend school that day...I ran out of hair spray...

I almost died I tell you..died...MOM how could you let me run out of the aqua net hair spray???
You know that every morning I have to put on my helmet of hair spray...for thoughts of you that are male this is equivalent to not being able to play in the Friday night football game....

Of course my mother would not let me stay home and yelled at me for crying in the car all the way to school...I tell her..you must must not love me to make me go to school with out my crutch..all day all I could think about was how my bangs fell and how terrible I must look because my bangs were not 3 inces (okay 5 inches) high...

It was the torcher of my life..thank God I did not run out of frosted lipstick and green eye shadow or else or else I surely would not make it thought the day...

Go figure?

5 comments:

awaiting said...

This was too funny! Me on the other hand, if I ran out of eyeliner, I would have made myself puke because there would've been no way I would go to school!

Mister Gravely said...

I can't remember the last time I used Aqua Net.

Just telling it like it is said...

Believe me awaiting...I tried that...my mother was one of thoughs mothers that you could be dieing and she was still sending you off to school...

MG, the crazy thing is everyone rich and poor used aqua net...I even even got it for christmas..
It was the shi'et back in the day...

Oh, The Joys said...

Anxiously awaiting the posting of your high school photo... DO IT. (You saw me as Madonna, so it's only fair...)

Just telling it like it is said...

Oh, the Joys...I am not sure that I can beat your pics...and sadly I only have my sweet memories of my madonna days, but I do have one pic of me in like high school with
big big hair..bangs...I'll post it for you and then you can have a laugh...OMG wait till you see my eyebrows...wow..can you say "brook sheilds" did not have anything on me!!!!