Friday, May 04, 2007

It's War

For the last 2 weeks I have not had internet at my apartment.

OMG I thought I was going to die, dead...just die.

I mean really, how am I supposed to function if I can't blog my heart out to my peeps, and what are they to thinking of me?

Have they forgotten me? Am I just a distant memory...I can't take it...I swear, I swear!

Dead, I almost died. I called the "internet people" they did not understand my urgency...what a blog? I said this is life or death people you do not understand...I have a reputation to up-hold to tell all my dirty little secretes and gross stories that make most people throw-up. Somehow I don't think they thought it was an urgent.

I told them look I am famous, really famous maybe only in my mind but still famous!

What happen this week? I got in a terrible fight with my boyfriend over the text message of course. He is out of town and I can't bring myself to talk to him. I am not sure that I will be able to talk with him over the phone while he is gone. Today I ate two donuts, a donut whole to self medicate. It only worked for an my brain is in a fight with my body...and oh the heart is kind of tattered as well...more tomorrow...I have got to catch up on all my peeps!


Christina_the_wench said...

OMG you poor thing. Have a beer. Put the donut down. Beer is better.

*hands her a bottle*

~gkw said...

Even better Yet... have a beer AND a donut!

Beth said... wonder you haven't been around! I missed you.

And what's up with The Boyfriend? what text? Did he screw up? ;)

Cece said...

Yeah, life w/o internet is just torture! Glad you're back up!

mollymcmo said...

sorry bout the fight, i agree have a beer, beer is better :)
happy nurses week!


mollymcmo said...

nursing makes me drink ;)

~gkw said...

You should have had a beer and donut by now!!

mist1 said...

I went 24 hours without internet this weekend. Okay, that's not true. I had to go to a coffee shop for free wi-fi because I thought I was dying.

Superstar said...

LOL ;o)
Not having it at work and/or home would SUCK BIG DONKEY BALLS!!!!

I have to use my sister or a friends in the summer...Hopefully that will end as of June!

The public library gets all floopy when you say things like, HA That ole biddy F**er is goin down!!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Just telling it like it is said...

Thank you all for not forgetting me...OMG I almost died...but I was working late tonight so I will promise you check your blogs tommorrow..or it is tommorrow...I need them like I need IV alcohol...but no such luck I could not get my dr to wright it for I had a beer on everyone!!! thanks you mean so much to me you have no Idea!!!