Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Directionally Challenged

It is no secrete to my friends and family that I am directionally challenged. I think it is mostly because I am always on the phone giving my nursing or loving advice. Some people have said that I am a "man hater"- but what every she hasn't had a boyfriend since college and she is 29...(I am not hating just hurt and trying to keep her from being hurt is that so wrong?) and well you know that I am deeply in love in love with my boyfriend...let's just not tell him okay... we all know I am not about feelings. Although after many beers and glasses of wine we have become more open. My life is so great I peeing gold...no not really clear yellow if you must know ...I do have to report that infomation on my patients at work. Wow that is so much information hu?

So, why is it so hard for me to drive to the same places all the time? I am not sure. Last night I missed the exit to my boyfriends house and I was late. Poor guy called me and said honey are you lost again?...I couldn't admit it at first...I mean really can he still love me even if I wake up in the night and grab pursearella naked and say that I am going to the pharmacy? He says honey your not at work...oh I lay back down, only to wake up again and ask him if he has any allergies.

I have lived in many different cities have driven all over the country, and still I get lost in my own town. I know it is all my mothers fault that has to be it. Isn't is always the mothers fault. So, everyone is getting me a GPS..I said make sure that it says "turn right or turn left" cause you know if it says go south or north I will never find where I am going.

Thanks family, friends and Engineer guy for putting put with my crazy ways I mean really all you have to be is pretty right?

8 comments:

Christina_the_wench said...

Oh good lord. Are you getting your characteristics from Parasite Hilton? We need to talk....

mist1 said...

I never know where I'm going either. I just have people drive me places.

Just telling it like it is said...

Christina: I hate to admit it but Paris and I are related once removed of coarse...I'm from Arkansas I mean really do I need to say more??

Mist1: I think I need a driver too, but how will I pay them...Engineer guy will never aprove of me stripping for payment...maybe if I strip for him he will drive me places what do you think?

Michael C said...

Don't feel bad, in the town I grew up in and lived in for 22 years, I still don't know how to get somewhere until I realized I've already passed the street I wanted to turn on. People hate when I try and give them directions.

Paul Champagne said...

There are devices out there for the directionally challenged ... GPS.

Beth said...

Landmarks!!! I need landmarks! hubs is always like this..
"Take I-440 6,8 miles to the south and exit at the 843 mile marker. head northwest for 4,7 miles and turn west...."

HUH?!! What the hell is a mile marker? give me landmarks!!!!

mollymcmo said...

i need landmarks too, like turn right by the big red barn and left at the 7-11.....don't give me north, south, east or west
thats gibberish to me

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Just telling it like it is said...

micheal C: welcome to my world of bad directions,but Hoy...and bad grammer...but I learned the computer so watch out world...

Paul: great now I know how to spell GSP..I'm such a dork welcome to my blog..where you mind find a little laugh from an professional professional...greetings!

Beth: wow! I am lost just reading your comment...umm like I was suppost to be somewhere but I didn't know how to get there..

Molly: yeah I need land marks like when I go to look for an IV and I see a huge vein in front of me then I know I can get that one!! teheheh if ya know what I mean?

Salsa anyone? Nah i didn't thinks so but I thought what the heck why not ask?