Monday, May 28, 2007

Is it Possible to freeze Your Boyfriends Penis?

First of all, I would like to say that my life is like a trashy romance novel I can't help it that's just how it is. I don't know how I get my self into these kind of predicuments but we are talking about the darn girl AkA Maverick.

I mean where do I start? Saturday was girls night out, it started so innocently. I go to girlfriends house with a bottle of wine (that was just the beginning of the wine drinking swray) I was all glittered up in my bikini ready for a nice dip in the pool and dinner later that night. Well, we drank the bottle of wine decided to do dinner and call it a night...ahhh yeah...well we did dinner alright, with acouple of margaritas some shots of tequila (that was the waiters idea)...let's just say...Good thing girfriend's husband was not home cause then we decided to skinny dip again again...I mean really...When ever we drink wine our close just fall off...I think it is part of our rules...you know I have rules... porque I stayed the night...no worries I was still game for Sundays barbaque...I never left her house...

Sunday, I had to take one for the team it's party time. I pased myself this time cause I don't want my close to fall off in front of strangers. So, I buy this party pack of condoms for that night...(no we weren't going to use all 12 of them)I think I am being smooth...and exciting right? Engineer guy is playig X-Box with the boys, but I am spent and ready for bed, so I go tell him I am going to bed and ummmm he needs to follow me if you know what I mean. He pulls out the condoms, little did he know that the condoms he pulled out had benzolidocaine in them. (okay it did not freeze his peni but it is ment to desensitize it so one can last longer) DISCLAIMER:HE'S PERFECT NO NEED FOR THIS TYPE OF CONDOM. How was I suppost to know it was part of the party pack.. Hey there was even strawberry condoms in the pack for those days that your feeling fruity....tehhee Long story short, He never did get back to playing X-box, and and not only did I freeze his peni I apparently kicked his balls too. I don't remember that action so I am taking the 5th ...If Idon't remember it never happen.

Yep my life is a trasy romance novel what can I say??

13 comments:

Michael C said...

I would comment more, but after reading your post, I am in a state of incredible imaginary pain at the moment...

Just telling it like it is said...

Sorry for your pain..and ummm glad to know you made it another day...He really wasn't in pain and I made up for it the next day cause I was feeling fruity...

mist1 said...

My clothes are always coming off. I don't even take the time to put on pants anymore. Tequila makes them fall off more quickly than wine.

Christina_the_wench said...

To live your life...~sighs~

Superstar said...

May I recommend a popcicle>????LOL

hehehehe ehha!

Just telling it like it is said...

Mist1:...I mean really alcohol is more important than clothes anyways....all you really need is shoes anyway!!!

Christina: I swear my life is a trashy romance novel... anyway is that so bad anywway?

Super: all I can say is strawberry ....strawberry popcicle... is that so bad anyway???it I was feeling fruity...

Cece said...

Ahhh I remember those crazy kind of nights! hehehehe Sounds like you had a ball!

Just telling it like it is said...

cece: one day I think I might wright a book about all my mis-adventures....it could only happen to me!!!!

Mike M said...

Funny. Enjoyed the read. I will be back for more. -0-0-

Mustafa Şenalp said...

ÇOK GÜZEL BİR SİTE.

Just telling it like it is said...

Mike: thanks for stopping by. I am unprofessionally professional...I can't help my self..and I can't spell...welcome

Mustfa: I don't understand what you wrote but I'm thinking it is something good...or not but thanks for stopping by I love to shock my peeps it is in the blood!!!

Just telling it like it is said...

ahhh yeah that was blog...no worries it is the wine talking

mollymcmo said...

who is mustafa and what is he saying anyway? he was on my blog too. i'm sure what he said was good cause it looks like he said the same thing.

i like this penis story, i like it a lot! and strawberry flavours...don't even get me started ;)

m