Monday, May 14, 2007

My porno....



Not so tattered anymore...Honestly I had an afair with Brain Pitt, while I was watching the porno Troy. " Engineer Guy" is aware of this infraction and is okay with it just this one time...

I said, "I also had an afair with Brad when he was Tristian in "Legends of the Falls"" another porno that I watch frequently when I need a ego boost...I figure that if I could only get to Tristian and have sex with him (torid sex) that he would in fact be okay after the death of his brother...

"Engineer Guy" too the agreed that since I was so upset this week over our text fight that he could forgive me...

All is well again in Amy land. Honestly, I told on him..to his friends...It is like I am in 6th grade all over again. It worked I feel much better and they reminded him how special our relationship really is, but only after 2 bottles of wine and many many beers.(that was me drinking the wine and beers with my girlfriend) He was just drinking beers.

I do not hold on to things for long. I have forgiven him and I am through wondering if he is telling me the truth...I am taking my own advise and just letting it go. After all he really is a good man I know that in my heart, and sometimes he just doesn't understand that not only am I famous in my mind but that I am a medical detective and can spot a pimple a mile away.

I am no longer upset, I have a strep throat infection, the Dr. I worked with today was kind enough to write me a prescription for z-pack and I went home earily from work...The Dr. also told me that I should have torid sex with "Engineer guy" cause that will really cure my sore throat...and that is what I did..."Engineer Guy
made a wonderful dinner for me tonight and I took advantage of him sexually chocolate...I'm feeling better already...Hey I am just following Dr. orders....

7 comments:

Beth said...

awww.. Brad in "Legends"...that was the best. Troy? meh....not so much. I love me some Brad but I couldn't even watch this movie, it was soooo bad. But he looks soooo good in it!

glad you're following Dr.'s oreders...that's very important ya know.

Just telling it like it is said...

OMG Beth..I loved Troy..When Brad Killed that ohne guy jumping up in the air...I think I had an orgasm really!!!! but my family is military and I am crazy like that!!
Thanks for thinking of me...Your always in my thoughts too!!! I hope all is well love!!

Christina_the_wench said...

I love me some Thelma and Louise Brad.

I want your dr.'s name and address too.

Glad to hear you are better, chica!

Just telling it like it is said...

Chistina, oh yeah I know right...I love the young brad pitt as well as the older brad pitt...

The Dr. I would tell you his name if I could remember it...I was like hey you...look at my throat I know I have strep...he as like shit fire...you do have strep...I'm kind of controling and pushy at work...

have the mister fire it up tonight...and say I took a verbal from a Nurse...all most as good as a Dr.'s order

Queen of the Mayhem said...

Sounds like it's been trying times around your place!

I am glad to hear that things are getting better!

Take care!

briliantdonkey said...

see now THATS the kind of doctor advice one wouldn't mind waiting around the ER for hours to get. This should be a national thing. Hope it catches on.

BD

Just telling it like it is said...

BD: Yeah me too...I should use that excuse all the time!!!! I might be getting lucky again friday!!