Thursday, May 17, 2007

Orgasm While Driving the Other Day...

At the a@@ crack of dawn I was driving to work minding my own business as I do most days of the week when all of a sudden I had an orgasm...

I know right, It was a full fledge full on Orgasm!!!

So, you want to know what triggered this Sexually Chocolate experience while I was driving?

DEA..."Shit fire" came to my mind no really that is what I was thinking, and then of coarse came the sexual thoughts that triggered this Big O.

While, driving in the bad part of town there were DEA agents wearing their full gear, I am talking Full on black, Masks to hid their faces (I liked that part), Huge semi automatics (guys I know you like that part) Hemlets, body armor, and oh yeah they were in 2 LARGE tanks that kindof looked like hummers (no pun intended) .

The DEA must have been getting ready for a drug bust or they just knew that I was on my way to work that morning and needed a little stimuli...which ever the case it made for a great start that morning...

Thanks DEA, No really thanks!

8 comments:

Superstar said...

WOW!
That is one powerful vibrater located in your driver seat!!!
Sincerly,
Ford Motor company Tech

Just telling it like it is said...

Super it was the semi automatics that were vibrating...My car is not that tech. Darn

Cece said...

Shit fire I need to start driving around Compton at the butt-crack of dawn.

Dan said...

Oh my God! Was that you in front of me who swerved and swerved and nearly drove into oncoming traffic? :)

Beth said...

am orgasm right outa the blue like that?! No warning, no "warm up"? You must tell me how you do this.....

Memphis Steve said...

I need to start carpooling with you.

mollymcmo said...

i'm jealous.
damn jealous.
m

Anonymous said...

I have Os while driving all the time. Good way to kill time in traffic and I always show up to work smiling. For the truck drivers who get to watch me, I'm sure it makes their day.