Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Shit Fire...

1. Shit fire is my new word. I have been using it a lot and I am hopeful that it will catch on...so I can prove to myself that I am famous in my mind.

2. I have been up since the crack arse of dawn, and I have been reading various blogs. I have been inspired to be a follower this time and write more unknown facts about myself or known as long as it tortures all of my fellow bloggers I am good...

3. Sometimes I go on a liquid diet of wine, beer, sake or wine and beer and sake. I think that it kills all of the bacteria internally that I come home with from the hospital. I asked one of the Dr.s I work with about this theory he could not rule it out. So, I roll with it.

4. I am a medical information Nazi, okay maybe Nazi isn't the word to use here, but I make my family listen to all of my medical information. I can't help it I am obsessed, OBSESSED I tell you. I feel very sorry for my father since he has had to listen to this since I learned about the platapuss...heheh I like the word plataPUSS.

5. I went skinny dipping this past weekend with my girlfriend...it was part of the therapy to get over the fight with the boyfriend; I would suggest it to anyone in a love fight. We also had 2 bottles of wine, and way to many beers. I had a strep throat infection I was sure that the alcohol would kill the infection, but decided on antibotics and sex with my boyfriend wouldn't hurt either.

6. When I was taking microbiology I thought that I was asian for a while. I did not eat red meat, I started drinking green tea, and I got accupunture for a broken foot. I guess I had a hard time coming to grips with the fact that I had indeed broken my 3rd metatarsal. After micro, I could hardly eat chicken after I saw all the bacteria that I grew from my fellow classmates belly button. Not that her belly button bacteria had anything to do with chicken, I'm just saying I had a hard time with bacteria at the time, and I think I still do that is why I drink alcohol to internally cleans.

7. I think everyone should have a code name: mine is Maverick but don't go telling everyone or it can't be my code name anymore.

8. My child has chest hair and proudly anounced it to me the other day along with underarm hair. I cried, a mildstone passes again. Sheesh I am getting old, good thing I still think I am 25 in my mind.

9. I am not wearing any underware right now.

Finally 10. I secretely work for the CIA undercover as a ER nurse..shhhh Don't tell anyone.

11 comments:

Kevin said...

How are you using "shit fire?" Is it something like, "Man, I am so angry I could shit fire!" Or is it something like, "My new iPod is holds 400 gig! That is shit fire!"

Just telling it like it is said...

How about Shit fire your hott!!!

briliantdonkey said...

:::::I went skinny dipping this past weekend with my girlfriend...it was part of the therapy to get over the fight with the boyfriend; I would suggest it to anyone in a love fight::::

Well okay if you insist.....but if she shoots me for showing up to her house in my birthday suit I am holding YOU responsible. Don't worry though, as long as I can say "Maverick sent me" before she pulls the trigger it will all be good right?

BD

~gkw said...

Next time you go skinny dipping for therapy, can I join you guys?? I think it would be good therapy for me too!!

Hey, if it works!!

Christina_the_wench said...

I need a code name. What do you suggest?

And no, I don't want it to be shit fire.

Just telling it like it is said...

You guys crack me up!!! BD I almost pee'd me pants when I read your comment...Christina yours as well...OMGwwwd...I am laughing so hard...

BD: I think she'll understand if you told her Mavrick sent you or you could say you took a verbal order from a crazy nurse then maybe she would think she didn't have a choice..cause I am crazy and stuff...
Gkw...therapy is therapy..

Christina: "and no I don't want it to be shit fire" I almost died laughing..dead.code name: OMG I can't even think of one except for Goose.. that one is not taken at our house, cause the kiddo would not go for it and demanded that he be called "The Hulk"

mist1 said...

I sh*t fire once. I never ate at that restaurant again.

Just telling it like it is said...

Mist1: you would be the one person that would really shit fire..

Christina_the_wench said...

*looks at her neck in the mirror* Goose? Ok, but I get to do Iceman(Val then, not Val now - ew.)

I've never gotten over the volleyball scene. Never. ~sighs~

Beth said...

LOL! My god, you are funny! who knew alcohol would kill so many germs in the body....see, I LEARN from you Maverick..oops, sorry!...err...nurse/dr.

I feel like crap today, i think I will go drink a bottle of wine naked in the hot tub, with a friend.

Cece said...

My husband shits fire each time he has too many jalapeno's on his pizza. But since you're in the CIA you probably already knew that, right?