Monday, April 23, 2007

Weird Science...

Am I the only one that was In Love, In LOVE with Anthony Michael Hall? Heck I was in love with him when he was in the move "Sixteen Candles"...Ah remember thoughts days of innocence. It was so easy for us girrls to fall in love every week with someone new.

I was thinking back to my very first kiss. I remember it like it was yesterday. He had big blue eyes, blonde hair (sort of a bowl cut), he was definitely shorter than I, and he had braces. I think I only really loved him for his braces; I coveted "braces" at the time. I had no idea why my teeth were straight.

Yep, at the time I was definitely in love. If you asked me to talk to him I would be tongue tied after all boys were just starting to interest me. Talk to them about what? He asked me to go to the movies. Ah yeah, to what movie I still can't remember, but I do remember him touching my hand trying to hold it. OMGosh! He tried to hold my hand, and NO I did not kiss him that night what kinda girl do you think I am? I do not kiss on the first date. No "Engineer guy" I didn't even kiss you on the first date like you so hopefully remember.

The next week we were at recess, he put his face close to mine. I started to sweat. What was happening to me? I mean I have seen this scene several times in the movies? Should I close my eyes? Should I tilt my neck? What if my nose gets' in the way? What happens if I get my lip stuck in his braces like I have seen so many times in teen movies? Should I let him stick his tongue in my mouth? Should I just stick my tongue out? Or should I move it around? All of these questions racked my brain as I was in the moment. Damn I should have read Cosmo magazine before I went to school that day. I quickly I eyeballed the recess grounds for my friends, If I could just get a look from one of my friends a nod to let me know it would be all okay. I saw no one. So I did what any seventh grade student would do in my place.

I faked it! I closed my eyes acting like I knew knew what I was doing. And there you have it folks. He put his lips on mine and it was the worst slimy kiss I have had till this very day. I did not open my mouth. I did not dare let him go for the tongue kiss. No, I would have to do more research before I went to that base and I think he needed some more research too. I told myself I definitely needed to watch several more make-out movies, and read additional trashy magazines.

I broke up with him that very same week...after all Next week I knew I would be in love with someone else... Hopefully the next boy will have done his research...

P.S. "Engineer Guy" I know why I love you this week...It is for your sweet sexy kisses.

15 comments:

Superstar said...

OMG NO way!
That was the movie that I was SURE as the day is long, that I would MARRY Val Kilmer!
BAWWWAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAA
~looks around~
Seems silly now eh?
LOL
*snort*

Jessica said...

I loved 16 candles soooo much. And you are lucky to have such sweet kisses in your life.

Just telling it like it is said...

Super: I loved Val Kilmer too...

Jessia: I love to watch all thoughs movies from my childhood. Something about that time in my life seemed so magical...Yeah Engineer guy is sweet...but he does run in his sleep...and talks
64, 72 He thinks he is playing football again...it's kinda funny!!!

Beth said...

I LOVED that movie!!! But, sorry, he was a dork! :)

My first kiss....ugh. It was with a boy who was a friend of the boy I REALLY liked, and we were at a dance at a church(!!!!) and we snuck outside and kissed. and he told everybody I kissed like a cow. I hated him after that...really, really hated him.

still do in fact!

Just telling it like it is said...

How dare he...I mean really...how does he know what it is like to make out with a cow??

Sad...Mini my dog tries to make out with me...but she has such bad breath...really!!! stinky!!

Memphis Steve said...

Maybe you dumped him because he was a lousy kisser?

~gkw said...

First kisses??? Can't even remember for sure.. I guess that's because I'm so old!!

Seems like it may have been with this girl in the 7th grade... Long blond hair..

Cece said...

Oh I LOVE AMH! He's the cutest "geek" around!

Your kiss story is funny! Then I got scared thinking of my almost 9 year old daughter & pray she will keep her lips to herself! Gah!

Jessica said...

I love kisses...

Jessica said...

How's your internet love?

Baba Ganoush said...

Weird Science - great movie! My favorite character was Chet - Bill Paxton was great in that role. Also in Aliens - "Game Over Man, Game Over!"

Oh, I'm rambling.

Christina_the_wench said...

MY first boyfriend and I competed in a 10 minute kissing contest in 7th grade. Yes, 10 minutes. God, the Chapstick I needed after that.

He's in jail now. My hubby likes to remind me of that fact when he is feeling snarky. Bastard...

Superstar said...

.:Poke:.:Poke:.
Hey you in there?!?!?!

Jessica said...

I know...I miss her so.

Queen of the Mayhem said...

I remember my first kiss was about as gross. Here it is...the moment I have been waiting for...then..EWWWWWW....did he just slobber all over my face! ICK!

I never could be with a man who was a crappy kisser....'cause you know what that means! :)