Wednesday, April 04, 2007

MIA....I Have been Stripping....Ohhhhh Yeah

I have decided to quit my job as a Nurse as become a stripper...I mean really...I will not have to work 12 hr shifts, I will not have to collect urine, blood or deal with mean nurses that will not talk to me just because I a traveler. I asked boyfriend...Boyfriend will you still love me if I become a stripper...he says yes...

So, like you don't have to have a degree if you want to become a stripper, you can work days ...ummmm you don't wear any clothes..that is good cause all I have is scrubs... I might have a problem thought...I hear that you have to show your boobs...now I am not 0ne for having a problem showing cleavage...I mean really the girls are out all the time...but lets face it I need the push up bra, I have never flashed the boobs, and there is that fact that you have to dance on a pole. While I dance for my boyfriend on a regular basis (he has a pole in the living room) I'm not sure that I am that coordinated. ...Plus I might be self conscious of my body...after the kid your body is never the same...

Okay Okay...I guess I am only going to be a stripper in my mind and well I really kind of like being a nurse...

5 comments:

mist1 said...

I get cold easily. I'm not sure that stripping is for me.

Superstar said...

You could be the "naughty nurse" server...they don't have to take the clothes off to get the $$$
LOL ;o)
Urine samples SUCK big donkey balls!!!!

Just telling it like it is said...

Mist1 thanks for hanging in there...P.S. I get cold easy too...I quess that is why I am sticking to nursing that and your cover-up..My boyfriend prefiers I cover up but is not jealous or controling so I only dangle my stripping gig to get his attention...
Super...you know me soo well...and yeap urine sucks gross old balls....

Beth said...

oh girl, with those boobs...you SO need to be a stripper! ;)

I've missed you.

Memphis Steve said...

Oh, soooooo close!