Friday, April 06, 2007

My new pet, Pursearella, light purple shiney and never talks back...

As I got off of work today, crazy arse day I went to boyfriends house...or coarse I got lost again I only been going there for like ever...
I walked into the door with chest pain non a scale of 1-10 it was like a 4/10(no worries I am a doctor in my mind and know that it was really only anxiety and a need for tylenol pm), good thing boyfriend missed me cause there she was in the corner pursearella shiney and sparkley...I was stunded by the beauty of Purse-arella I was captured, it sunk in and I was self medicated with dieing devotion and love for purse-a- rella....
She's no ordinary pet, she gets to ride in a car seat in back seat due to wieght. She is potty trained and allowed to go out with me on most occations as long she is not at risk for injury. She never acts up, is not on regualar medications and she never complains. She is like the bestest ever...darn pet a girrll could have...and hey sweetheart you are the best of the best and I know that shit aint spelled right and all my grammar is wrong...it' s too dang late and my brain hurts.....Just know that Purse-a-rella will been loved as well as you and if not more than you...sweet! You the Champ!!!

7 comments:

Beth said...

thanks girlfriend, for your words of wisdom. You're the best.

love ya

Just telling it like it is said...

Awe...Beth you know that I love ya till the end of time...your beautiful inside and out...forgiveness...I promise and this to pass...Hugs!!! I'm so soft...what is wrong with me...

mist1 said...

I am a doctor in my head too.

Superstar said...

LOL ;o) My Mom thinks she is a DR. Growing up w/ a nurse for a mom..."if it's not bleeding, it can wait." was her motto. When I hurt my wrist, rollerskating, I had to wait 3 days before the bruise and swelling and FINALLY I couldn't MOVE my fingers before she broke down and took me to the ER.
~rolls eyes~ Jessshhh!
Plus she "knew it all" better than a DR...IN HER MIND!!! LOL ;o)~

Just telling it like it is said...

Funny super my ma was like you better be dieing if I have to take you to the doctor...and you know I was ...I even had to use the limp...draging my leg...my drama never effected her...

Mist1: Yep I have curly hair and ummmm I once had I had a mole on my lower back..I went to the dermatalogist and said...think it's cancerious...he said hell no it is hidious,...lets cut if off for the low low price of 75 dollars and ummmm that mole of your pubic bone we will cut that one off for free...I was like sweet deal....2 fer one....

Beth said...

you're all gooey carmely inside..like a candy bar!

Queen of the Mayhem said...

We need to see a picture of this pet! I may want one for myself! :)