Sunday, December 31, 2006
Saturday, December 30, 2006
The wind break...what is wrong with that??
So, one morning whilst minding my own business at the crack ass of dawn, I was on my way to work when out of no where a Scooby do van hit me from behind and then ran...a true hit and run and it happened to me…me can you believe??? me
I know right, I was in shock I was in dismay...I did not know what to do...
Half of my bumper was hanging off on the passengers side...thank goodness I was okay because lord knows you must be dieing and going into cardiac arrest if ur going to call in to work...
I'll just take an Advil and forget about the whip bash and headache for right now...
I warn my fellow worker that I am doped up on the Advil...I might not be thinking correctly...I might not be on my how do we say … P’s & Q’s or what have not…
So, for a week or so I drive around with a wind break...my best friend says Amies...you have to get that bumper fixed, your driving much slower due to the wind break in the back...that flapper has to go...Your car is not I repeat not a bat-mobile. What do you think that your are a pilot?...breaking the wing to help you to stop at the red light...
I say how do I fix the bumper if I have no money due to the peanuts that I work for....I do not think that the mechanics will take peanuts for payment...he says lets get out the super glue...
Okay then…we get out the super, super glue and a bolt or two and now my bumper is no longer a wind breaker…why I can almost not tell I was hit from behind by a Scooby do van…or maybe just a little….
I know right, I was in shock I was in dismay...I did not know what to do...
Half of my bumper was hanging off on the passengers side...thank goodness I was okay because lord knows you must be dieing and going into cardiac arrest if ur going to call in to work...
I'll just take an Advil and forget about the whip bash and headache for right now...
I warn my fellow worker that I am doped up on the Advil...I might not be thinking correctly...I might not be on my how do we say … P’s & Q’s or what have not…
So, for a week or so I drive around with a wind break...my best friend says Amies...you have to get that bumper fixed, your driving much slower due to the wind break in the back...that flapper has to go...Your car is not I repeat not a bat-mobile. What do you think that your are a pilot?...breaking the wing to help you to stop at the red light...
I say how do I fix the bumper if I have no money due to the peanuts that I work for....I do not think that the mechanics will take peanuts for payment...he says lets get out the super glue...
Okay then…we get out the super, super glue and a bolt or two and now my bumper is no longer a wind breaker…why I can almost not tell I was hit from behind by a Scooby do van…or maybe just a little….
Friday, December 22, 2006
Meeting the Parents...
Awe...he's so sweet...
I of coarse can't wait till Christmas to give Engineer Guy his presents because I think I am clever and I get him a Dane Cook CD that cracks me up...can you tell I love to laugh?...entertain myself as you will...
I haven’t see him much in the past couple of weeks and I am meeting his parent's for the first time on Christmas...What??"Eyes Open Wide" and I am not talking about the movie or is that "Eyes Wide Open Shut"
His Mother is Grammar genius and well we all know that that is not my strong point...I'm a lover not a speller...I am nervous...hey I talk to people all the time...didn't I go to his work party and say, "Okay the party can start now I am here"... Why am I so nervous...I do not think she bites....She did one time tell him to suck it up and quit playing football like a pussy...She can be as mean as my mother; so I should be trained right?
Maybe I should talk to her about the Dane Cook CD where he say..."How to make a statement at a party, go to the coat room...Shit on or around the coats then walk out. After walking out make a statement, OMG I think someone shit on the coats...OMG did someone shit on my coat; it smells like shit in here...then gracefully leave...you'll be the talk of the party and no one will know it is you"
What do you think?? Will it go over well???
We give each other only one present and I only see him for a couple of minutes I am working a lot this week...I open his card whilst the card sings We wish you a Merry Christmas in Spanish...it is a Massage...awe...so thoughtful full
I wonder does the massage have a happy ending? I might need a little release after meeting the parents...
I of coarse can't wait till Christmas to give Engineer Guy his presents because I think I am clever and I get him a Dane Cook CD that cracks me up...can you tell I love to laugh?...entertain myself as you will...
I haven’t see him much in the past couple of weeks and I am meeting his parent's for the first time on Christmas...What??"Eyes Open Wide" and I am not talking about the movie or is that "Eyes Wide Open Shut"
His Mother is Grammar genius and well we all know that that is not my strong point...I'm a lover not a speller...I am nervous...hey I talk to people all the time...didn't I go to his work party and say, "Okay the party can start now I am here"... Why am I so nervous...I do not think she bites....She did one time tell him to suck it up and quit playing football like a pussy...She can be as mean as my mother; so I should be trained right?
Maybe I should talk to her about the Dane Cook CD where he say..."How to make a statement at a party, go to the coat room...Shit on or around the coats then walk out. After walking out make a statement, OMG I think someone shit on the coats...OMG did someone shit on my coat; it smells like shit in here...then gracefully leave...you'll be the talk of the party and no one will know it is you"
What do you think?? Will it go over well???
We give each other only one present and I only see him for a couple of minutes I am working a lot this week...I open his card whilst the card sings We wish you a Merry Christmas in Spanish...it is a Massage...awe...so thoughtful full
I wonder does the massage have a happy ending? I might need a little release after meeting the parents...
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
The Boyfriend sent this to me, I thought I would share...is he trying to tell me something??
Ingredients:1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
Instructions:Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervoagain to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffybowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to makesure the Cuervo is sill OK, try another cup just in case.Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuckin the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add aspoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the drink, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS!
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1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
Instructions:Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervoagain to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffybowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to makesure the Cuervo is sill OK, try another cup just in case.Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuckin the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add aspoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the drink, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS!
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Tuesday, December 19, 2006
The Talk
It seems like yesterday that I was holding my little 6lbs 10 oz. baby in my arms...Boiling his nipples until he was a year old (excessive I know I was young) Carrying him until he was 5 yrs. old whilst his feet dragged the ground..and now well he is almost 12 yrs. Old, taller than me and talks like a man...God help me...Why do I have to be a nurse...I have to arm him with information that I think that his 12 yr old mind can't handle...but by way of being his mother and preparing him for adulthood (they never tell you that it will be so painful to see them grow up to be vibrant, strong young men) I must do. Because sometimes knowing too much is a curse, I know that even though I do not want to tell him about phyliss, gondaloria, chlymidious or the worst of them all the hivv...I must arm him, or at least make him aware of what lurks out in the no mans land. Hence we have the talk...He says mom please do we have to talk about this?? He is all red and blotchy...I say yes son with the medical dictionary by my side and a condom. I say open it up...he looks at me as if I am crazy...but I know that kids his age are experimenting and I am worried for his safety...As he pulls the condom out he is wondering what the H E double hockey sticks I am about to tell him...I keep it medical, showing him pictures of STD's making him aware of what is out there...I tell him that if he chooses to do "something" he should always be armed like a soldier and that really "something" should only be shared with someone very special, someone that he is married to... I let him know that I do not approve of casual "somethings" but if he chooses to do "something" that he should always be armed...he says okay okay mom enough I know I know...but I know that he does not know...then he tells me mom a girl at school said she wants to go with me...you know circle yes or no kind of thing...I say what did you say...he says my heart hurt to tell her no...I said why did you tell her no...."grasp, my heart is hurting right now as I gulp for air" He says, well I heard your voice in my head saying that it's not time, I'm not ready for that kind of thing."Me holding back the tears, and my heart full of pride" I say son I am proud of you, you made the right choice. Wow, I must be doing something right...I mean I know that I am going to mess him up somehow don't we all, but darn that kid...he is just the best of the best... and the torcher continues as I arm him with all kinds of information to help him become a successful productive adult. I have no worries though I know that above and beyond all… he will have the same out look on life as I have “Faith, Truth, Honor and Never Judging Others”...these are the things that are important in life...
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
The Un-Official.... Official First Fight.....
So, I guess it had to happen sometime right...I mean I mean ... could we really get through like 6 months without a fight...or really a unofficial fight...cause I am not sure that you can really call it a fight but let me just tell you...I am going to tease him for the rest of his natural born life...because because well...I just can...Here is how it starts...Its Engineer guy's birthday...So, I take him to a nice dinner..susi and sake...ummmmm yeah sake is the key word here...He drinks 3 sake/ beers...
I am telling one of my fabulous stories...hey...(they are interesting)...and I say the word "FUNNER"...OMG what is he the Grammer Police...
He says honey.."FUNNER" is not a word...
Wait a min. arn't we out at dinner where you are drinking having a good time and you stop by correcting my grammer???? What are we like in 3rd grade...what is it against the law to talk country...hey my family is from Arkansas...what do you want...and up tight crachity old English Major...
I make it through dinner still trying to make his day special...he's 29...what do boys know anyway?? ...but then then...we go back to his place where we are hanging out with his roomate (who is a hoot..funny, this guys a sweetheart) and he brings up the fact that I say the word "FUNNER" ...Roomate guy (by the way these guys are from West Virgina how much more red-neck does it get?) says what are you the grammer police...
I sat good night to roomate guy and go to bed...Engineer guy comes in the room and says, I know that your mad at me I am sorry...I was...ummm it is a bad habit that I learn from my Mother...I did not mean in any way to make you feel as if I thought you were dumb....I'm really sorry...I turn over...he says with his breath smelling of sake and beer...I really care about you...I do...(are we talking feeling here cause you know I am not about feelings)
I say...so tonight was not as funner as last night....
and that was it...the unofficial official fight.....
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
Proof that I was in love with aqua net hair spray
I can't believe that I am putting out this pic...due to the very nature of mybig hair...but I did write that I would share it with blog land when I could scan it...okay so what was I thinking...blue eye shadow...and ahhhhh what about thoughs eye brows... you got to love the fact that no holds bar I must have had the biggest hair in high school...I think I might have won a metal for it...enjoy the laugh people
Monday, December 04, 2006
The Weekend Christmas Party
It was the Christmas party this weekend, sometimes I wonder how Engineer guy can handle my personality...
I walk in and say...to people I hardly know...okay the party can start now...
Wine.... can I say I drank a lot of wine...
It was fun we laughed...we talked...okay I mostly talked...what's wrong with me...I can't ever turn it off...
Engineer guy...my sweet...I'm sorry about spilling the wine on your nice pink shirt...(he could pull it off...the pink shirt I mean)...no I wanted him to pull it off..tehee...just a joke...I make myself laugh at times...very easy to amuse myself...
Oh yeah and for spilling wine in the elevator...it could happen..it really could
I walk in and say...to people I hardly know...okay the party can start now...
Wine.... can I say I drank a lot of wine...
It was fun we laughed...we talked...okay I mostly talked...what's wrong with me...I can't ever turn it off...
Engineer guy...my sweet...I'm sorry about spilling the wine on your nice pink shirt...(he could pull it off...the pink shirt I mean)...no I wanted him to pull it off..tehee...just a joke...I make myself laugh at times...very easy to amuse myself...
Oh yeah and for spilling wine in the elevator...it could happen..it really could
Friday, November 24, 2006
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
That's right I did it...I did it...do I remember it though
So, I haven't seen my new boyfriend...can I call him that..I think I can...
I mean...I am not seeing anyone else and ummmm we never talk about anything serious so that sounds like the protocol...no feelings right...
Friday....he says sweetheart ummmm I really need to finish this last baseball game do you want to come with me...Im like ummmm is there beer there...and ummmmm your going to hit the ball cause I can't go home with you if you suck...it is just how it is....
I say sure I can meet the folks that you work with...no problem...and well there is beer there so I am good...maybe I had a little too much beer...it could happen...the liver is evil and it must be punished...that is all I am saying...so any how...I have really been wanting to ask him how he feels about me cause you know we are both not about feelings...(except when I have been drinking then it is no holds
bars) ...
J: I say...on the way home...how do you feel about me...I need to know...really...I have been wondering I know that he cares but I wan to hear it...
why wouldn't I ?
He says how do I feel....well I never taken anyone around the people I work with....
Me: so seriously how do you feel...lets just get down to the raw deal...he says I really like you and I like crazy so we are good...
Just like Greg B says....he is attentive is he is all in...and if not he is just not that into you....you will know...
Point in case...I woke like ohhh crap did I say that ....you know I have to be the one that doesn't care as much....
He's sweet...he is loving and he handles my crazyness...what more could I ask for ....
J, I really care about you too...but ummmm let's not tell him that okay...deal..
I mean...I am not seeing anyone else and ummmm we never talk about anything serious so that sounds like the protocol...no feelings right...
Friday....he says sweetheart ummmm I really need to finish this last baseball game do you want to come with me...Im like ummmm is there beer there...and ummmmm your going to hit the ball cause I can't go home with you if you suck...it is just how it is....
I say sure I can meet the folks that you work with...no problem...and well there is beer there so I am good...maybe I had a little too much beer...it could happen...the liver is evil and it must be punished...that is all I am saying...so any how...I have really been wanting to ask him how he feels about me cause you know we are both not about feelings...(except when I have been drinking then it is no holds
bars) ...
J: I say...on the way home...how do you feel about me...I need to know...really...I have been wondering I know that he cares but I wan to hear it...
why wouldn't I ?
He says how do I feel....well I never taken anyone around the people I work with....
Me: so seriously how do you feel...lets just get down to the raw deal...he says I really like you and I like crazy so we are good...
Just like Greg B says....he is attentive is he is all in...and if not he is just not that into you....you will know...
Point in case...I woke like ohhh crap did I say that ....you know I have to be the one that doesn't care as much....
He's sweet...he is loving and he handles my crazyness...what more could I ask for ....
J, I really care about you too...but ummmm let's not tell him that okay...deal..
Thursday, November 09, 2006
Score..Did I Just Say That Out-Loud, I Think I Did
I love my crazy, wonderful, beautiful, amazing, sometimes painful life...
You know that you are happy again when the little things make you smile...smile so much your face starts to hurt...
ahhhh life is sweet..
Thoughs of you that know me..have read my crazy, painful, crack-up up stories and know that in May I was just not...not one happy camper..but I' back...that's it... I said it... I'm back
I found myself...I found that girl that everybody missed...that girl that laughs so much at the stupid little things in life... that girl that cracks her ownself up...that's right she is back with full force..
I mean...Okay so you know...that well Dr. GoldenRod pretty much was the only person to see that girl in May..that's cause well you know...He's ummmm Dr. GoldenRod and one day one day...I will pull him in the clean utility room..but ummm until then he still keeps me on my toes and makes me smile...
Life does have thoughs funny ways of making up for all the bad times...last night "mister guy" text me...says he misses me and would like to see me and the kid... wants me to know that he thinks of me often and really still loves me soooo sooo much...
I text him back and say and I really ment it...sorry but things are different for me now...I am sorry but I can't see you...I just can't...I don't want too...really I have no interest in seeing him ever again and then and then...
I get in my car and drive to "Engineer guy's" house...ahhhh I haven't seen him in 10 days...our lips meet...I feel my heart beat faster...as he draws me closer to him.... and the rest is history...The chemistry between us is electric...and I am amazed...
Yep, I love this crazy, beautiful, special, sometimes crazy painful amazing life...
Score...did I just say that out-loud, yes I think I did..all I can say is wow...WOW
You know that you are happy again when the little things make you smile...smile so much your face starts to hurt...
ahhhh life is sweet..
Thoughs of you that know me..have read my crazy, painful, crack-up up stories and know that in May I was just not...not one happy camper..but I' back...that's it... I said it... I'm back
I found myself...I found that girl that everybody missed...that girl that laughs so much at the stupid little things in life... that girl that cracks her ownself up...that's right she is back with full force..
I mean...Okay so you know...that well Dr. GoldenRod pretty much was the only person to see that girl in May..that's cause well you know...He's ummmm Dr. GoldenRod and one day one day...I will pull him in the clean utility room..but ummm until then he still keeps me on my toes and makes me smile...
Life does have thoughs funny ways of making up for all the bad times...last night "mister guy" text me...says he misses me and would like to see me and the kid... wants me to know that he thinks of me often and really still loves me soooo sooo much...
I text him back and say and I really ment it...sorry but things are different for me now...I am sorry but I can't see you...I just can't...I don't want too...really I have no interest in seeing him ever again and then and then...
I get in my car and drive to "Engineer guy's" house...ahhhh I haven't seen him in 10 days...our lips meet...I feel my heart beat faster...as he draws me closer to him.... and the rest is history...The chemistry between us is electric...and I am amazed...
Yep, I love this crazy, beautiful, special, sometimes crazy painful amazing life...
Score...did I just say that out-loud, yes I think I did..all I can say is wow...WOW
Tuesday, November 07, 2006
Monday, October 23, 2006
Feel them up...
Sorry for being MIA...dealing with politics...but still thinking of you all...
I guess I have never been one to close my mouth...lesson learned...keep your feelings to your self...unless of coarse your writting on your blog then it is fair game right??
Off one soap box on another one...
Hey..to all those wonderful women out there...check your breast...call all your girlfriends and bug them...to feel themselves up...every month...
Life is beautiful...pass on the message
Off soap box....
I guess I have never been one to close my mouth...lesson learned...keep your feelings to your self...unless of coarse your writting on your blog then it is fair game right??
Off one soap box on another one...
Hey..to all those wonderful women out there...check your breast...call all your girlfriends and bug them...to feel themselves up...every month...
Life is beautiful...pass on the message
Off soap box....
Monday, October 02, 2006
Wonder Twins Power Activate....
Remember when we were kids and and you would play superfriends....
Oh yeah I wanted to always play the twins...I was the girl and my cousin was the boy...he would always turn into water...while I would turn into a hawk...something with flight powers cause I just thought that was so darn cool....
You would put you fist together and yell to the top of your lungs....Wonder powers activate...ahhh thoughs were the days...so carefree....so easy
These days I turn to my friend...the one with the baboo butt at verious times...Wonder twin...I say...activate...
Thanks...you know who you are...for always being there for me....even though I am not about feelings...cause...I'm just not...he knows my heart...and well...I would not trade him for the world....
I will never ask you to deactivate...just remember that....love you
Oh yeah I wanted to always play the twins...I was the girl and my cousin was the boy...he would always turn into water...while I would turn into a hawk...something with flight powers cause I just thought that was so darn cool....
You would put you fist together and yell to the top of your lungs....Wonder powers activate...ahhh thoughs were the days...so carefree....so easy
These days I turn to my friend...the one with the baboo butt at verious times...Wonder twin...I say...activate...
Thanks...you know who you are...for always being there for me....even though I am not about feelings...cause...I'm just not...he knows my heart...and well...I would not trade him for the world....
I will never ask you to deactivate...just remember that....love you
Thursday, September 28, 2006
Life in Like a Box of Chocolates...U Never Know What Your Going to Get
I was watching Forest Gump this weekend...seeing life though his simple young blue eyes and I thought to myself...
Self Forest's mother was right when she said life is like a box of chocolates you never know what your going to get...most of the time life is sweet, but sometimes you get that chocolate that you just don't like....
I have come to realize that "Mister Guy" is my Mr. Big (Sex in the City)and no matter how I look at it...no matter how much he loves me it will never work...I have realized this...oh it still hurts but I have realized that the fight is over and I am throwing in the towel...I can no long float like a butterfly and sting like a bee...
The amazing thing is all this time I have been dating random guys mostly all that I have not been attracted to or ones that I think only want my body...(or maybe that is just a figment of my imagination) but let me have the dream people...
I have met one guy that through it all has never changed who he was... has given me space when I have needed it and who has put a smile on my face...He's younger...he's smart and he is a family person who cares sooo deeply from what I can tell...He is patient and kind beyond...he treats me like a princess...
I have realized people are different and no one will be my fire fighter guy...no one will be Mister guy...but there will be someone who is sweet...who I am attracted too...who makes me smile...who makes me feel important and special...who respects me and what I do and will listen tooo all all my gross stories..and never fails me....hasn't lied to me...
It really is just the begining of our relationship, but I am hopeful...
Sometimes I tell my patients not to give up, that God sometimes has a bigger and greater life planned for us that we may not dream for ourselves....
Self Forest's mother was right when she said life is like a box of chocolates you never know what your going to get...most of the time life is sweet, but sometimes you get that chocolate that you just don't like....
I have come to realize that "Mister Guy" is my Mr. Big (Sex in the City)and no matter how I look at it...no matter how much he loves me it will never work...I have realized this...oh it still hurts but I have realized that the fight is over and I am throwing in the towel...I can no long float like a butterfly and sting like a bee...
The amazing thing is all this time I have been dating random guys mostly all that I have not been attracted to or ones that I think only want my body...(or maybe that is just a figment of my imagination) but let me have the dream people...
I have met one guy that through it all has never changed who he was... has given me space when I have needed it and who has put a smile on my face...He's younger...he's smart and he is a family person who cares sooo deeply from what I can tell...He is patient and kind beyond...he treats me like a princess...
I have realized people are different and no one will be my fire fighter guy...no one will be Mister guy...but there will be someone who is sweet...who I am attracted too...who makes me smile...who makes me feel important and special...who respects me and what I do and will listen tooo all all my gross stories..and never fails me....hasn't lied to me...
It really is just the begining of our relationship, but I am hopeful...
Sometimes I tell my patients not to give up, that God sometimes has a bigger and greater life planned for us that we may not dream for ourselves....
Monday, September 25, 2006
What I did Today....
Rolled up out of the couch...not even the the bed....at 1800 that's right people 6 Pm...hey...ehy I worked last night and it was not pretty let me just tell ya...
Cheecked my e-mail...got lots of e-mails from the online dating site of men way tooo old and unattrractive...(hey listen I am no gold digger here...no dirty old men for me...) I get that enough at the hospital...old balls...I repeat...old balls...
Took a shower...shaved...
Got ready for a date...went to his apartment for got my phone had to drive home(nerved tha tthis time wanting to call the whole thing off and go back to bed) drove back home picked my phone up drove back to his house...went to dinner...enjoyed my conversation...did he hear me or was he just looking at my boobs the whole time???
Drove home thought...he is only interested in my body...when am I going to find someone who interested in both. my body and mind.....hey I'd give it up all the time for the right person...
Read my blog lovers blog...he finally came around and found out that I am the one...the one for him cause I know all the dirty things he likes to do the fear in his flies the fire in his flies...I the one that's buzin aroudn his head...he know's me...he know's me....
and then and then...I drink 4 beers and go to the couch...what can I say my day has been productive...
sweet
Cheecked my e-mail...got lots of e-mails from the online dating site of men way tooo old and unattrractive...(hey listen I am no gold digger here...no dirty old men for me...) I get that enough at the hospital...old balls...I repeat...old balls...
Took a shower...shaved...
Got ready for a date...went to his apartment for got my phone had to drive home(nerved tha tthis time wanting to call the whole thing off and go back to bed) drove back home picked my phone up drove back to his house...went to dinner...enjoyed my conversation...did he hear me or was he just looking at my boobs the whole time???
Drove home thought...he is only interested in my body...when am I going to find someone who interested in both. my body and mind.....hey I'd give it up all the time for the right person...
Read my blog lovers blog...he finally came around and found out that I am the one...the one for him cause I know all the dirty things he likes to do the fear in his flies the fire in his flies...I the one that's buzin aroudn his head...he know's me...he know's me....
and then and then...I drink 4 beers and go to the couch...what can I say my day has been productive...
sweet
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