Ingredients:1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
Instructions:Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervoagain to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffybowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to makesure the Cuervo is sill OK, try another cup just in case.Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuckin the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add aspoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the drink, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS!
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I think he wants Cuervo for Christmas...or perhaps he wants you to have this much Cuervo for Christmas (wink wink)
A fruitcake?! Yuckers! Just give me the Cuervo, I'll be all good then!
I've seen this before and I love it.
Got any Jack instead??
Let's: I think he wants me to have too much cuervo for Christmas...cause ewell at thanksgiving someone broke out the tequikilla...one thing let to another..I think we had a lot of fun...or at least that is what I heard..
Awaiting: Cuervo it is...Cheers let's all do shots!!!
CTW: Jack it is..but I have to warn you one time one time in high school I had a little to much jack and could not even say that word for years after...yep shouldn't have had that taco bell...
LOL. Thanks for stopping by :)
just passing through.. sounds yummy..
JD ;)
Oh I see the blog whore is posting! LOL :o) I'll bet he can make your non-existing Penis bigger too!
OK so LOVE this post! I had a customer buy me a $15 shot(Yes I know...GULP $15) of Ciello Tequilla...OMG was it TOP TOP shelf! WHHHEEEWWWEEEEEEE!!!!
Will do on the "checking for.." ~scratches head~
What was the question again~*hiccup*
~swiggs another shot back~
Hello...don't need the bigger peni pills, injections, cials or viagra.. "honey your welcome" Everything works just fine FINE by me.."again your welcome honey"
Star your my girrll..
" swig" Cheers for beers!
I have however given viagra to a female pt at work..wonder if naaahhh...working for peanuts works for me for right now...
I think he wants you drunk. ;)
Steve~
You think steve?? sweet...I knew it...That's what I like about him...he's just so darn smart...
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