Friday, December 22, 2006

Meeting the Parents...

Awe...he's so sweet...

I of coarse can't wait till Christmas to give Engineer Guy his presents because I think I am clever and I get him a Dane Cook CD that cracks me up...can you tell I love to laugh?...entertain myself as you will...

I haven’t see him much in the past couple of weeks and I am meeting his parent's for the first time on Christmas...What??"Eyes Open Wide" and I am not talking about the movie or is that "Eyes Wide Open Shut"

His Mother is Grammar genius and well we all know that that is not my strong point...I'm a lover not a speller...I am nervous...hey I talk to people all the time...didn't I go to his work party and say, "Okay the party can start now I am here"... Why am I so nervous...I do not think she bites....She did one time tell him to suck it up and quit playing football like a pussy...She can be as mean as my mother; so I should be trained right?

Maybe I should talk to her about the Dane Cook CD where he say..."How to make a statement at a party, go to the coat room...Shit on or around the coats then walk out. After walking out make a statement, OMG I think someone shit on the coats...OMG did someone shit on my coat; it smells like shit in here...then gracefully leave...you'll be the talk of the party and no one will know it is you"

What do you think?? Will it go over well???

We give each other only one present and I only see him for a couple of minutes I am working a lot this week...I open his card whilst the card sings We wish you a Merry Christmas in Spanish...it is a Massage...awe...so thoughtful full

I wonder does the massage have a happy ending? I might need a little release after meeting the parents...

6 comments:

awaiting said...

Meeting the parents!? Must be serious! You go girl! You got this...just remain calm, and be yourself. And if she is a grammar nazi, look her dead in the eye and say calmly, "You are much funner than I thought" Heehee!

Have a wonderful Christmas and holiday, beautiful!

Just telling it like it is said...

Happy Holidays to you..Funner..yes I will have to use it...have too

Anonymous said...

I HATe MEETING THEPARENTS. I mean my cat doesn't flush a toilet...my Dad is not a super spy w/ a tricked out RV...LOL p;o)

Good luck w/ the message thing...Hope your Christmas is all joyful and stuff! ;o)

Anonymous said...

Funny post! I hope it went well! EVERYTHING seems better after a good massage!

Anonymous said...

ooohhh, let's hope that it has a happy ending! gotta get it somehwere, right?

Just telling it like it is said...

Right...beth right