The other night I walked in a patient room as I always do...So, tell me what is going on with you??
86yrs old: you have beautiful teeth, I used to be a dentist, and that was when dentist did surgery and why I even help birth babies.
Me: Wow, thanks want to tell me why your here today.
86yrs old: You have really nice hair, who does your high lights.
ME: I do my own hair thanks, ummmm you want to tell me what's wrong with you tonight?
86yrs old: You have beautiful long eyelashes, you know I graduated 2nd in my class when I when to dental school. The only person that beat me was a guy that was a MD first.
Me: Really, so are you having chest pain tonight is that why you are here? (His daughter is at the bedside urging her father to tell me about his chest pain)
86 yrs old: You have really nice boobs too...
Me: skews me?...I laugh did he just say that you have really nice boobs?
And there you have it...86yrs. old man I think you just a little too old for me, but thanks for the complements...
11 comments:
See?!! I'm not the only one who thinks you have great boobs!! I'm not 86 tho....29 baby, 29!!!!
With all those compliments it was beginning to sound like something from Little Red Riding Hood except more adult in nature.
That is too funny! It must be good to know you got it....even if he WAS a dirty old man!
You know what they say...
Once you go old...you never...ummm...
Get mold?
I dunno...
What rhymes with old? ;)
Steve~
Beth: 29 and still looking great!
Brian: I knew that I shouldn't have warn my tight red scrub top to work!
Queen: I'm not sure it would have taken much for him...he was flirting with all the ladies..
Steve: you crack me up...what can I say!!
Mold teheheheheh
Sweet. At least now I know when I'm 86, I'll still appreciate a nice pair of boobs!
So he was there to pick up on HOT women?!?!?! LOL ;o)
Hey have you tried that liquid eye shadow yet? I wanna....but I am not so sure....
Tell him to call me. I am always looking for an 86 year old boyfriend.
mist1 if I see him again I will send him your way...
i love the older ones, they crack me up! LOL!
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See now your response should have been, "yes as a matter of fact I do, clearly you are not here because of something to do with your eyesight being wrong" or something else modest like that.
BD
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