Tuesday, January 16, 2007

This is Why I am Messed up...


Me: Ma do you have to be topless in the swimming pool (my mother has Double D's to die for and still standing at attention; she knows this) I think the neighbor is looking at you through the fence.

Ma: What the neighbors never seen boobs before? It's hot out and I am in my own back yard.

Me: Ma please put at least a T-shirt on...

Ma: No...Porque it hot that's why...

Me: I give up. This is what is wrong with me...

Hey "GYM GUY" that white skin tight shirt that you wear the the gym is not attractive...
I just thought I would put that one out there...

8 comments:

Brian said...

That is more than reason enough to be messed up.

Beth said...

get a picture of Gym guy so we can all make fun of him! Ohh, that was really mean, wasn't it?

so that's where you get your great boobs from!! Lucky girl...mine only come from a bra....:(

Superstar said...

Your Mom is a DD and they are perfect (not that I am still staring) Is it plastic?

UM Gym Guy is GAY...only the gay faming ones were the skin tight T-shirts...LOL ;o)

Bobbie Jean said...

Is it a 'wife beater'? Those are really popular around these here parts of the country!! You can pretty much size them up, judge 'em, and convict 'em.....all in one glance!

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

I'm thinking of getting a degree in psychology just so I can legitimately ask you about your mother.

Do tell more.

mist1 said...

What is it with moms with great boobs? Last summer, a moth flew in my mom's shirt. She whipped it off and I just had to stare. I mean, damn mom!

Steven Novak said...

Where does your mom live? ;)

Steve~

Just telling it like it is said...

Brian: thanks I know, can't a girl get a brake.

Beth: I couldn't even make myself take a picture of gym guy with his whitie tighty shirt on and stained underarms...Grossed even me out now that is hard to do...plus he was like 65 and hairy..does it get any worse?

Bobbie: they are like party favors...

Lightning: I think I need you to get a degree...so we have that much time to talk?

Super: believe it or not after having two children my mothers boob still salute everyone, "Semper Fi Amy"
The double duces are in fact real and run in the family...

Mist1: Rock on Mist's Mom, ummm but grandma on the other hand scared me when I was growing up...I was no..no that is not even right Please tell me my Boobs are not going to look like hers...sorry granny..

Steve: Ma is in Florida where I am sure sure that she is flashing everyone and I tell her Ma it's okay we have enough beer...Put the top down..I repeat put your top down...