The other night I walked in a patient room as I always do...
So, tell me what is going on with you??
86yrs old: you have beautiful teeth, I used to be a dentist, and that was when dentist did surgery and why I even help birth babies.
Me: Wow, thanks want to tell me why your here today.
86yrs old: You have really nice hair, who does your high lights.
ME: I do my own hair thanks, ummmm you want to tell me what's wrong with you tonight?
86yrs old: You have beautiful long eyelashes, you know I graduated 2nd in my class when I when to dental school. The only person that beat me was a guy that was a MD first.
Me: Really, so are you having chest pain tonight is that why you are here? (His daughter is at the bedside urging her father to tell me about his chest pain)
86 yrs old: You have really nice boobs too...
Me: skews me?...I laugh did he just say that you have really nice boobs?
And there you have it...86yrs. old man I think you just a little too old for me, but thanks for the complements...