Friday, January 19, 2007

At 86yrs Old I Think You Might Be....

The other night I walked in a patient room as I always do...
So, tell me what is going on with you??

86yrs old: you have beautiful teeth, I used to be a dentist, and that was when dentist did surgery and why I even help birth babies.

Me: Wow, thanks want to tell me why your here today.

86yrs old: You have really nice hair, who does your high lights.

ME: I do my own hair thanks, ummmm you want to tell me what's wrong with you tonight?

86yrs old: You have beautiful long eyelashes, you know I graduated 2nd in my class when I when to dental school. The only person that beat me was a guy that was a MD first.

Me: Really, so are you having chest pain tonight is that why you are here? (His daughter is at the bedside urging her father to tell me about his chest pain)

86 yrs old: You have really nice boobs too...

Me: skews me?...I laugh did he just say that you have really nice boobs?

And there you have it...86yrs. old man I think you just a little too old for me, but thanks for the complements...

12 comments:

Beth said...

See?!! I'm not the only one who thinks you have great boobs!! I'm not 86 tho....29 baby, 29!!!!

Brian said...

With all those compliments it was beginning to sound like something from Little Red Riding Hood except more adult in nature.

Queen of the Mayhem said...

That is too funny! It must be good to know you got it....even if he WAS a dirty old man!

Steven Novak said...

You know what they say...

Once you go old...you never...ummm...

Get mold?

I dunno...

What rhymes with old? ;)

Steve~

Just telling it like it is said...

Beth: 29 and still looking great!

Brian: I knew that I shouldn't have warn my tight red scrub top to work!

Queen: I'm not sure it would have taken much for him...he was flirting with all the ladies..

Steve: you crack me up...what can I say!!
Mold teheheheheh

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

I can't stand old dudes who flirt with young women.

Something about it irks me.

Baba Ganoush said...

Sweet. At least now I know when I'm 86, I'll still appreciate a nice pair of boobs!

Superstar said...

So he was there to pick up on HOT women?!?!?! LOL ;o)

Hey have you tried that liquid eye shadow yet? I wanna....but I am not so sure....

mist1 said...

Tell him to call me. I am always looking for an 86 year old boyfriend.

Just telling it like it is said...

mist1 if I see him again I will send him your way...

mollymcmo said...

i love the older ones, they crack me up! LOL!

m

briliantdonkey said...

See now your response should have been, "yes as a matter of fact I do, clearly you are not here because of something to do with your eyesight being wrong" or something else modest like that.

BD