Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Just a Few words...no worries I'm okay

While working I almost got beat up by someone who refused to believe he has Gondaloria..

Don't worry I treated him anyway with the shot...

I some how broke my thumb off...
Don't worry it wasn't really broken off...but definatley swollen and bruised..
I lost the fight with the weights....trying to keep up with my new diet...

I was sent this story in the mail. I thought I would share the smile.

Good pick up line

A Navy pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" The Navy pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...." "The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!" The Navy pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."

kand that's all I got for ya!!!

4 comments:

Steven Novak said...

Ouchie...

Sorry about the thumb.

Steve~

mist1 said...

I'm going to beat up my travel agent for suggesting that I take my next vacation in Gondaloria.

Isn't that an island in the Republic of Chlamydia?

Beth said...

LOL! That is just what I need right now. Thanks for the laughs!

Queen of the Mayhem said...

That is funny! Hope your thumb feels better soon!

I wonder if that ever really worked? Sad to say, but I bet it did!

Funniest one I ever heard was back in college. A bunch of us were out and this guy walked up behind me and said, "MM MMMM....girl your fine legs run ALL the way from your ass to the floor!" Once we fell out laughing, he made his leave! Nothing like stating the obvious to get attention! :)