Liquid Diet...

I'm on a liquid diet. It consist mostly of red wine (I've had success with this diet in the past). I am only going to this extreme because every Thursday when I go to Logistic guy's house I always end up Naked naked the whole time I am with him (I told you he's a pantie dropper)...it's not him he loves my body...if you knew what he did to it you would understand what I am talking about, but I want to feel totally comfortable walking around his house buck naked.

It is kind of liberating walking around the house in my birthday suit...No worries the curtains are closed. The chemistry between us is wild and electric. I walk in the door and we talk about a land far far way. He knows of the continental divide specifically the tectonic plates(pantie dropper I like big words)...at this point my breathing is getting heaver because I like a man that knows his geography. Then all of a sudden my panties fly off and I succumb to his forwardness...All I can say is it is magical...

So, now you see why I am on my liquid diet...I expect to lose at least 15 lbs by Thursday... It could happen...

Easy there...

Or the electric vibrator is what I hear... Specifically the Rabbit (pretty in pink)...that is purely speculation. Maybe I have watched to much Sex in the City...Nahhhh

My new favorite quote....

" Dude I'm not looking for a threesome with my wife...just handle business and I'll be the fly on the wall"...
Now that cracked me up!

Every Story has an Ending....

Every story has an ending and a new beginning...
He opened the door and I threw my arms around his neck. I stood on my tippie toes and gave him a long sweet kiss. Touching his lips sent electricity through my body. I wonder what it is about him that I like so much? I make a mental note to self to evaluate his good qualities.

I believe pheromones play a big part in which women and men chose each other. Sitting on his lap as we look at funny videos I take in his natural release of a mixture of testosterone and pheromones. It has been said that the olfactory (sense of smell) triggers the most vivid memories and I instantly think of the last time I was intimate with him. I talk to him with ease and we laugh at the little things. He makes me feel comfortable even to talk about the embarrassing things. I find his strength enticing drinking in the time that I spend with him as I lay naked next to him.

He lets me sleep in, kisses me good bye and heads off to work. I feel such a connection to him with a strong sense of chemistry and it is magical. I always have such a good time with him and my heart is finally at ease with the end of the story of Engineer guy and a new story that starts with Logistic guy. He makes me feel special and I haven't felt that way in a long time.

My interpretation to Logistic guy: Reasons why everyone should love nurses...

1. He has nice balls more than a handful it too much! I told him I like the way his balls feel and often cup them when we are together.

2. I like to think that he gets excited by the way I react to the way he touches me...

3. He's a team player and although he isn't used to getting up at 5 am to give me some sexual chocolate he cowboys it up like a champ!

4. I like to baby him...

5. I let him be in control. I prefer it that way!

6. And he indulges me by listening to my nursing stories and pays attention to detail...

7. I learned a lot in nursing school especially about the male human body.

8.He knows my code name...

9. One time and your labeled...

10. Hes got skills...no training needed!

Navy Seal Sniper One Shot One Kill...How fast can I get my Panties off?

Navy Seal Pantie Dropper...
Dear fellow bloggers' I believe most of you are pantie droppers including Heff's Wife Donna (if you have seen her you will know what I mean)...But I wont get into names as to not tell you how much I really love you all because you know I'm not about feelings. And thoughts that are not pantie droppers no need to worry it is just because you are female and you know how much I love all of you!!!
And since I am not about feelings... Heff it is all your fault why with your touching video... I just thought I would thank all my peeps for stopping by and making my blogging days fun with your clever and witty comments... I will try to keep the sexually chocolate reviews coming in, along with the blunders and misshapes, possibly gross stories and the ever so popular boobage shots...
More boobs to come I promise!
Sincerly,
Darn girl

Pantie dropper....

The word of the day Pantie droppers!

I spent all day yesterday and all of today with Logistic guys and let me tell you it was a pantie droppers day! We watched UFC, the military Chanel and talked about war and then my panties fell off. I don't know what came over me...I could feel the testosterone raising through his veins as his heart rate and reparations increased it was definitely a pantie dropper day...and all day and night and the next day...It was madness...I I loved every sweet touch, shower, and kiss...all day long, all night long and so on and so forth...We sleep so close to each other and of course he followed my naked rule as it is one of my policies...Yes, I am only seeing him at this point, I mean how could I even think of being with someone else when I have the best time when I am with him?

Yeah definitely it was a beautiful moment one that I didn't expect I would be having again. But, as luck would have I knew when I saw him that he was in trouble...

Sincerely,
Darn girl
P.S. girls I know you want to know. Big...that's all I got to say about that!

The Hoggs won and that was the only good part...

Alright I will get back to the trash romance novel I call my life but first a little look in the day of tailgating...
Okay I know that I am not your average girl. I might talk about peni or vaggignas...or things people put in there anuses..Right? But I being a good friend promised my girlfriend that I would not mention any of thoughts little tidbits. So, she agreed to let me go to the tailgate...being from Arkansas I was naturally a Hog fan amongst a bunch of A & M fans. My tongue strapped I tried my best to be normal and talk nice nice...but ummmm I found it hard to relate to the people that I was hanging out with. Even with beer in hand and a bunch of food (I brought a fruit plate that they made fun of me for bring) What doesn't everyone like fruit. I found myself just ummm asking stupid questions like: When did you graduate from A&M..or you know we are going to kick your Arse. Boring....
So, (I didn't have tickets to the game but was happy to be picked up by my pops cause I don't drink and drive) I found my self alone with my girlfriend's friends brother...yeah my prior rules went out the window. I asked him if he had a girlfriend (as to not offend anyone because I was freezing and made him put his arm around me). I asked him okay what nursing story do you want to hear....She'll never know I pondered that I brought out the arsenal. Do you want to hear gross, weird or both...coarse he said gross...I had no choice I had to tell him about the light bulb we once found in a guys butt. The guy lied and said he didn't know why he was having anal pain...Really are you sure as his wife was by his side and off I took him to CT (cat scan). And there it was in all its glory a light bulb 60 watt if I can remember. He laughed and I laughed and that was the best part of tailgating...Hope he doesn't tell it or I might be in trouble with my girlfriend. Oh yeah and I did take a picture with a fellow (I didn't know in the Hog tent)in a make shift raincoat made out of a garbage bag that was also the light of the tailgating extravaganza.

and now for an update on my Logistics guy...
Thursday we were suppose to go to the fair. It rained...so he say want to wait until next week. I said okay I'll be at your house at 3:00 pm I'll cook dinner and you don't have a choice...He was like yes I don't have a choice. I spent the night...I fell asleep at 9:00 pm boy am I fun...I made it up in the morning thought. So what if it was like 5 in the morning! Score!