Saturday, August 02, 2008

Is that so wrong??

I have often told my patients, I know this whole getting old thing is pretty unfair...
There's no instructions on how to get old...
But I say that when I get old I am going to have big blue or purplish-pink hair, wear blue eyeshadow with long fake eyelashes and pink pink lipstick...I am going to feel-up all young guys butts and then claim that I am old and I don't know what I am doing...maybe I'll even have a grandchild around to back-up my story...
Is that so wrong?

6 comments:

Walker said...

You could be like Fran Dresser's ( Of Nanny fame)long lost cousin but with bigger boobs.

I foiund myself sitting with a bunch of women outside a nursing home only for women the other day.
I told them since there were no men there I was going to retire at that nursing home and chase their wiggling butts down the hallway.
One said by the time I was old enough to go there she would probably be in a wheelchair and not able to wiggle her butt any more.

I told her I would bend one the back wheel so it would wiggle her butt for her then chase her.

That girl said...

You're so funny.

I alwasys thought I'd get a ton of botox cause I was so scared of getting older...

But now that I'm getting older it seems not so bad :-)

Beth said...

not a thing wrong with that...in fact, sign me up too! Sounds like a plan!

Just telling it like it is said...

Walker: when it get's that time for me you'll have to tell which nursing home your going to so that I can at least visit it cause I think I will go to an all male home...
So much to look forward to hu??
the Girl: your still really young I'm sure you doing need botox yet...coarse I am not above it hell I think i might even hav my face lifted up to the sky when the time comes...coarse I hope that they have better techq than they have now or else I might look like Joan...
Beth: I knew you would understand...

ssgreylord said...

I'm not gonna get old. I refuse to.

Effortlessly Average said...

Ooooo, sounds sexy! heh.

Don't forget to wear obscene amounts of gold lamé.