Friday, August 15, 2008

First things first...

1: Never take 3 tabs of colon cleaner...
I mean I have not been able to leave the house all day do to my commitment to the toilet if you know what I mean... and the clincher of it all is I worked at an endoclinic yesterday...You know where they stick the camera where the sun doesn't shine...
2. Okay so you know I said I was getting a trainer...what was I thinking...after the first time with the trainer my legs were so sore I could hardly walk...being how I am not a quitter I went back Saturday...OGMOSH...
Abs...what do I need abs for? really I mean I my stomach is already trained to be sucked in at all times...
So, now My abs are sore...my arse is on the toilet ever ten minutes and the rest of my body is not feeling so hot either...
What is wrong with me? I am only doing this because society says I have to be a size Zero...
Just kidding...I happen to need a break of my old ruin and I am being a big baby...usually I am not this much of a pussy but since Engineer guy doesn't feel sorry for me I have to get sympathy somewhere...is it working??

9 comments:

Walker said...

After taking those tabs and your day on the toilet why would you need a trainer.
Constantly running upstairs to the washroom all the time is no different from using a stair master and getting on and off the toilet would be like doing deep knee bends.

Throw on a Depends and go get yourself and icecream cone from the corner store as a treat for all the exercise you done and don;t give Engineer guy any :D.

Have a nice weekend

HEALTH NUT WANNABEE MOM said...

Everytime I visit your blog I realize just how much I missed it. You make me laugh, and laugh and laugh and you always leave me completely entertained!!! I am sorry about the colon thing but I was thinking of doing something like that (I heard it gives you a flat stomach) but maybe now I will reconsider. I had a trainer and he kicked my butt into shape. It was hell but I am glad I did it. You go! Can't wait to come back so I can have a smile.

Helene said...

not really, no sympathy from me, lol. I know how it feels but you'll feel great when you'll realise you can actually breathe out and your tummy will stay tucked in. I'm one of those lucky ones born with a flat stomach, even now at almost 5 months, I look like I just had a little too much to eat for lunch. However, I am victim of the big arse syndrom. Unavoidable. Spinning, Swimming, Running, all sorts of leg torture to no avail. Well, I can only imagine what a fat pig I'd be if I did not exercise.

Queen of the Mayhem said...

I feel sorry for you! That sounds terrible! Hope you feel better soon!

GoteeMan said...

that was a bad combination - trainer + intestinal YOGA = OH SHIT...

Well, hope it gets better...
but if you're looking for sympathy, you know where you can always find it...
In the dictionary, right between shit and syphillis...

=)
J/

Beth said...

I really really want to do that colon cleanse thing but I'M SCARED!!!!!!!

GoteeMan said...

hope you are feeling better now...

J/

Cece said...

Girl don't even talk to me about toilet problems. (says while squeezing my cheeks)

ssgreylord said...

you hilarious thing, you! all my sympathies, girl!