For a while now I have been thinking about revealing my most embarrassing moment..
And now you might ask yourself why in the world would she want to do that? It is possible that I might have lost my mind, but I though what the hell why not...
But before I do I am going to need a little egging on...
So, please blogger friends tell me what your most embarrassing moment?
Okay I will give you a little hint...
It has something to do with the very first time I had sexual relations with Engineer Guy..
Ohhh how much he must really Love me...
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In a high school algebra class our teacher asked if anyone had any questions. I responded with, "I'm having problems with the first half of 69." Yeah...I meant #69....you can imagine how embarassed I was when the guy in front of me explained what I had said!
The class FELL out in laughter...but the teacher must have known by the panicked look on my face that I had NO idea what I had just said!
Oh Queen...
I that is funny...
coarse my embarressing moment is way worse...
But I didn't know what that ment at that time either..
I'm gonna have to think about this one for a while. Not your most embarassing moment, mine. I didn't want to get in trouble there. Sorry ;-)
Micheal: you can never get in trouble on my blog...
Just one, ha easy.
Lets see.
There was that time I decided that going out commando was the way to go until i zipped up my dick with the zipper on my pants.
I still think if I waited long enough the zipper would have decomposed in about 20 years and fallen off without me having had to pull it back down.
Then there was that time I was having sex with the GF in a large cement sewer pipe.
It was so big you could drive a truck through it.
They were going to drop it in the river as part of the new sewer systen but for now it was just laying there with one open end facing the river.
I had my back to the openning and didn't see the tour boat filled with about 200 tourists stop behind me taking pictures and I thought all that thrashing the GF was doing was because she was having fun but she was only trying to cover herself with me.
I won a radio contest for that story but I had to provide them with a picture of my butt as proof that it was me in the pipe.
okay, I am not ready to disclose mine but it also has something to do with intimate relations so I will feel better to know I am not alone.
Walker: I knew I could count on you to give me something worth while...but I think my story is even worse...wait till you read it you might even be grossed out just a little bit...but I encourage you to just look at my rack and forgive the story...
health:
I think my story might be worse...
Ok, I'm a waiting ;)
most embarrassing moment?...hmmm.
getting my hair sucked in a vacuum all the way up to the roots and not being able to reach the off switch so I was stuck there, at the mercy of someone finding me. smoking vacuum, burnt hair, it was actually quite terrifying :).
only a true blonde could pull this one off...
ss: ouch...
I am not sure if this is my most embarrasing thing but it is pretty bad and it is all I can think of now. One day after work I was on the way home and had to pee really bad. I stopped in a grocery store because I had used their restroom before and knew where it was. I hurried down the little hall and into the restroom with tears in my eyes. I saw the one stall was vacant and no one else was in the room so I quickly started peeing. Knowing that I was alone and having a touch of gas, I decided it was ok to pass it so I did and it was quite loud and lets just say unpleasent. I mean I really let loose. When I finished peeing I turned around and discovered that someone had followed me into the restroom and was standing right behind me when I farted. I was so embarrased, I simply turned and ran out of the restroom.
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