I wonder if I have broken the world record for "times in one day a person can flush the toilet. "
Seriously I have to pee every five minutes...
and to make that worse Engineer guy's toilet seems to be the new battle of my life. The very dame of my existence...
I think his toilet is plotting against me or something because it knows that poo is the Nemesis of my life.
I mean really shouldn't you just have to flush it once and all the continence should just magically disappear right? Is that too much to ask for I mean really I do turn on mood music and candle lights but nothing helps.
Wrong not when you use his toilet. It seems like you have to stand there and keep your fingers on the flusher for eternity and then maybe just then you will get lucky and it will swirl all of the water down the drain...
except for small pieces of salad you ate the night before...
Go figure?
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You are so funny. I know, I hate it when that happens especially when you're at someone's house you want to impress and you have to spend like 20 minutes in the bathroom 'cuz the damn thing won't flush all the way. How embarrassing..
I'm a constant pee'er, too! That could be related to the fact that I drink SO MUCH water in a day. lol I hate toilets that don't do what they were put on earth to do. Grrr!
That was hysterical - thanks for the laugh!
LOL
I have toliet issues...and all I can say, is it's the DAMN low flow toliets...supposedly to save water.
Here is what I don't get. Why or how am I saving water if I have to flush 2-3 times to get it all down????
Is it a new house? Because these new....watersaving toilets....are for the birds!
My toilet is trying to do the same thing to me.....EWWWW! :)
I always have to flush twice!!! my toilet has some stupid, weird crook in the bottom of it and turds always get stuck in there....but the salad part? eewww....
Love you girl!
Where are you, girl? Lookin for some more laughs...
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