Thursday, May 15, 2008

Estava gone...

Estava gone..
Engineer guy is out of town this week and seems like I haven't seen him in forever since last week I was out of town and this week he is in california working and visiting with his brother.
So, I am moving out of my roomates house and into his house...
Kind of weird for both of us:
1: I almost live with him anyway..
2: I have really never lived with a man except for when I was young dumb and married.
3: This is a really big step for him because I a crazy woman due to the very nature of my job.
4: I stick my finger many days were the sun doesn't shine...I mean really I never thought would be touching so many men's peni. I seemed fixated on this very subject I know but like a car accident I can't pull myself away from this very subject.
5: And let me tell you it is a shocker the first time you see old balls...One of the nurses the other day was asking me if it is normal for them to hang so low??
6: How should I know? I am not a guy and I wasn't about to ask one of the Dr. althought they might have thought it intertaining.
7: A fun fact for you all Men when they get older get grey pubs..Why I had no idea untill I was in nursing school...
8: I think I might be a little scarded seeing all the naked people that I have seen in my years as a Nurse.
9: Engineer guy without a fault still wants to have sex with me even after he knows that I have been touching another men's peni...I mean I don't make them cough or anything...okay only one time but I had good reason, and the poor guy just kept saying baseball think about baseball..
10: is that wrong??? Can I just say that the parasympathetic nervous system causes errections and apparently so do I...a compliment I think..
11: Engineer guy's best friend got engaged and moved out last week. It was heart breaking to see how hurt he was since they have lived together for so long. My poor baby is just a guys guy and like to hang with the guys alot. But darn it women come in and take over and he has no choice but to accept change. It's hard growning up...
12: We do live together well since I am a couch potato and usually lay in bed watching tv on my days off...I know i am exciting what can I say, but my job keeps me in fighter flight most of the time so I am just mentally drained as well as physically.
13: I am not complaining really just a little venting and a little lonely this week. I am so soft these days. What happen to the harded girl that could handle anything that was a wild horse and could not be in a commited relationship. Some of the poor guys I have dated. I just kept them so far away from me I think they thought I was like a man. No feelings just fun. However, these days I am hanging in there to couplehood because Engineer guy is such a good man...very handsome...smart.. and sexually chocolate...How can you beat that with a stick...
14: Well off to work tonight seems like i have been talked into working a 4pm to 12 am shift I am such a sucker...
15: I hope you all had a wonderful Mother's day all you mother's out there Rock on!!!

6 comments:

HEALTH NUT WANNABEE MOM said...

So glad I visited your blog! Totally had me laughing about the peni thing! I don't think I could do it day in and day out. Takes someone special to be a nurse I think. I had to give my cat iv's and everytime I thought I would just die sticking that needle in. Good luck with your engineer guy and living together. Coupledom can be nice. Keep writing! I need the entertainment! Love it!

Just telling it like it is said...

Well thanks health..
I like to tell people that I rode the short bus to shchol but that they too can make a difference and well I know that is what you are about to!!! Thanks for stopping by...
I have endless stories of madness...all in a days work that is why I am not normal..but I do my best!!!

Barry said...

Can't pull yourself away, like a car accident ... haha!!!

I have to tell ya, once for a job I needed an ekg before hand, and the nurse was quite a looker, she was kind of short and had to keep leaning over me to make sure the electrodes stuck and such. (at least I think that is why) Of course, when she leaned over, it was a chest on chest thing. The whole time I am trying to think calm thoughts thinking my heart was gonna go wild during the test.

I passed , so I guess all was OK.

Just telling it like it is said...

Barry:
yep it's a profession that you have to be professionally unprofessional...
I bet your heart rate was up just a little!!tehhee

Beth said...

I love all your stories about penis! They are so entertaining!!! and the balls hang low?..like Cisco Adler low? He went out with Mischa Barton and there was a naked picture of him...and I swear, his balls hung down to his KNEES!!!

and you're moving in with Engineer Guy!!!! woohoo!!! You go girl!!!

Love you girl! you're the best. How was your baby boy?

BillyWarhol said...

LOLLLLLLL

I'm here for my Weenie Peni Rub Nurse !!

U are too much!! The real Beauty of this was yer signoff Happy Mother's Day!!

oh god thx fer my Daily Laff i needed that!!

;))