I am so tired, I mean my new shift at work is 2 pm to 2 am. I know they are out to get me...
Some one is trying to torchure me... I think they are plotting against me...I feel like I should be wearing a letter A on my scrub top. Maybe they think I am a witch or something. I feel like Deme More in the movie "Letter A "(totally not a bad thing right althought the film got bad ratings) I wouldn't mind being her you got to love her hair and she is married to a younger guy, but I heard that he has a small peni...not so good. No you can work with it I think or so I have heard. Maybe he is really good at massaging stuff if you know what I mean. Engineer guy doesn't have that problem so I wouldn't really know I am just guesstimating. ( father I am a virgin I swear, I only see peni at work and let me tell you is isn't pretty). There is nothing pretty about old balls with grey pubs that hang to the ground. Did I just say that out loud, for get that I said that. Moving on I know you all think I have an obsession with peni and I do but can you just accept it and just give me the love. I mean really I am forced to wear the letter A for goodness sakes. Is that wrong? So I have to admit something yes I am p#@@* I moved in with Engineer guy. I know I know I think that he was having Chest pain when I was moving stuff in but he is the love of my life and although it is just for a couple of months I went against the man and hung up my painting in the front room. He is in Vegas right now so he is not aware of my decorations. I just think that he doesn't want me to take over his house, however I thought that if I flashed him my boobs when he gets to the house he won't even notice the painting...What do you think?
The first part of recovery is acceptance...and as my Mother always says all you got to be is pretty...and you wonder what is wrong with me??
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Boob flashing is always distracting along with some love when he comes home. Penis obsession is not such a bad thing-I mean we don't have them and they are really an interesting thing, tool, you know. I am glad that you and engineer guy are together!! I am a letter A wearer too so hey we gotta be friends!!!
You are hilarious! Obsession with the peni?! Love it! Okay, so are you and engineer guy back together? Is that why you haven't written for so long? Busy doing, uh, um... "other things" (think peni obsession- did I really have to say that?) We girls need to stick together...
Health:It is good to know that I am not the only letter A on the block!!! Bye the way my father and I have this thing going we have to work out 4 times a week or else we have to pay each other....I'm poor theses days....
SS: It is sad to say we have never really broken up...I mean come on if I flash him a boob he melts...Sorry I havent written...I have so many stories...but sleep deprived and manking sure everyone knows it....I haven't been fun but no worries I have plenty of stories since one of the nurses last week had to give a enema in the ER let's just say it was messy!!! glad I wasn't her!!!!
You always crack me up! lol Girl you've got to do it the right way, he gets the garage & YOU get the entire house! Duh! lol
cece I am glad that I can at least make you smile at my ohh so livin laveta life...P.S you should see the mess I have made in the other room.I am taking a picture of it and sending it to my Ma..oh know wait that might make her have a heart attach...OCD will do that to you!!!
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