I was at a party on Saturday getting my drink on...and one of the Ladies started talking about her husband...
Lady: My husband and I love each other so much..
Me: Awe that is sweet, how long you'all been together?
Lady: 10 years...we were partying with this couple several weeks ago, we had so much fun..oh we have our problems but he always treats me so good.
Me: Yeah don't we all have problems every now and then..but at least you guys have good communication.
Lady: Yeah...we do. Last week he told me that he thought his prostate was acting up again...Nope turns out he gave us gonarrhea..
Me: Wow, he must really love you a lot! WTF?