Monday, July 16, 2007

Cowboy it up....

They brought him in the room with with Lower right quadrant pain.

This is my very first time working at this particular hospital, and there for a while I was wondering if I really just walked into the State Penitentiary. I have never seen so many prisioners in orange jump suits, and handcuffs with police, and prision guards at the bedsides.

I thought boy this is going to be some rodeo, and let me tell ya it was.

So, let me tell you about my almost sexual experience with a prisioner that has been in the pen for that last 10 yrs. There he was handcuffed. (how I like to play sometimes) in an orange jump suit (not part of my usual fantacy, but hey I can bend a little) or a lot if needed.. He was very handsome, 27 yrs. old, big blue eyes, 6'0 about 170 lbs. all muscle, and tatoos from head to toe. I could sence the danger as I put on my gloves, now you know what I was thinking...Ohhh I am just so bad...I tell him for lower right quadrant pain he is going to have to strip, but no worries I will help him. I tell him I will let the guards take off his handcuffs for a minute if he promises to behave, he nods his head in agreement. I closes the curtain, they take off his handcuffs and he is true to his word...I was a little disappointed at first I thought for sure that he was going to grab me and at least feel me up, but he had a kind spirit...So, I started talking with him doing my usual assessment of feeling up his chest, and bicepts, I asked him where the pain was and he pointed to his LRQ, I suspected appendicitist...probably why he did not grab me I reasoned. I started his IV, took labs, and then I begain to ask him his story. Why are you in?...He was 16 aggrivated assult, been in 10 yrs...Awe...he told me of how he grew up on the wrong side of the tracks..used heroin in the pen. He said, "I have been watching you" Really...I started to feel flushed...this was just like my fantacy, Yes. He said, "you really care unlike the other nurses, you have been kind to me even thought I am in handcuffs"...I am thinking really its okay...I really did feel kind of bad for him since he was so cute and had been in since he was just a boy...Then he asked me for my address...Oh sh@# sexuall fantacy over with...Sorry handsome, tatooed ex-herion user prisioner...I would like to keep on living there is no way I am going to give you my address so you can come kill me later...although that does kinda sound like one of my other fantacy's minus the herion use.

14 comments:

Michael C said...

I'm thinking he asked for the address just a bit too soon. I always wait until the nurse at least has the needle into my arm
;-)

Just telling it like it is said...

Right...he didn't even offer to buy me a drink...I'm thinking he likes to live in the moment..
He almost had me at hello, but then he told me he used herion...I started wondering how many times he had his salad tossed, for the drugs...fantacy ruined..darn

Michael C said...

Yeah. I always offer to buy people steaks when I come out of anethesia for some reason. I'm scared to think of how many steak dinners I owe nurses, doctors and technicians throughout So Cal! ;-)

Just telling it like it is said...

It must be the dipravan...but do you think steak is appropriate?? Red meat is not our friend...

Michael C said...

Just Telling: yeah, I think you are right. Especially when I'm sure the cow is sacred to many of the doctors I have offered the steak meals to ;-)

So, can you be my cardiologist yet??

Q said...

come to think of it...I think I have handcuffs and an orange jumpsuit somewhere in my closet....just sayin...

Just telling it like it is said...

Micheal: I'm working on it!! thinking of going back to school..what am I crazy??

Q: tehehe and then and then maybe we can go in the closet..and can I play the song," I'm the one for you cause I know all the dirty things you like to do..I'm the fear in your eyes, I'm the fire in your flies" "I'm the one buzzing in your head..you know me ...you know me"...

Michael C said...

Not crazy at all. I'll have the answer to your question tomorrow. Seriously I'll sign whatever forms I need to so I can make you my doc ;-)

And I'll never wear an orange jumpsuit...

AndreAnna said...

He definitely should have at least offered to get you a pack of cigs first. Or cut someone for you.

Beth said...

man, I love me some bad boys. I guess it's the danger...I don't know. But they are just so.....!!! and tattoos too1 yum.

maybe just your e-mail or something...but no address. you can tell he's been in for a long time and since he was young,,,he doesn't know how to do this! But I'm sure you could teach him a few things!

Legaleagle said...

When a prisoner really wants to impress you, he'll shank another inmate for you. That, my friend, is love.

Just telling it like it is said...

Andreanne: I don't smoke but I guess I could have bribed the guards with the ciggs..right?

Beth: I know bad boys are my weakness...

Legaleagle: Ahhh to be loved by a prisoner...is there anything better?

Queen of the Mayhem said...

I don't think it would have been wise to give an inmate your address........fantasy, or no fantasy!

Sounds like you made the right choice! :)

Superstar said...

{{{GASPS}}}}
Give him an open field and let him find that when he is out!
NEVER EVER give an inmate that kind of info! Today he "likes" you tomorrow you are a target!