Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Happy 4th of July all...

Happy 4th of July...
I am celebrating this glorious occasion just like every other born and bread american girl would...with lots of beer, BBQ and fire works! Let the celebration begin....and let there be plenty of beer.
It has been brought to my attention that half the year is gone already...sheesh what a happy thought right?...what have I accomplished over these past months...

1. One of the most memorial moments of the past year was when I froze my boyfriends penis. Ahhhh the happy moments in my life.

2. I quit my low paying job, where I was over worked and under appreciated to working all over the valley in ERs...and making a lot more.

3. I unsuccessfully fought with my boyfriend over e-mail several times, but have figured out a way to finally open up and talk with him like a normal adult, well most of the time anyway.

4. In January We said our first I love yous after roughly six months of dating...

5. I managed to get hit from behind by a scooby doo van that pleeled out and ran away...my back end is still jacked and there is no sign that I will be fixing it anytime soon.

6. I have come to grips that I am directionally challenged, and I am thankful that Engineer guy is always willing to give me directions that I can understand.

7. I went to florida with my boyfriend it was our first get away and ohhh so much fun!!: I thought I would re-post this cause I thought it was kinda cut enjoy all.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Country Girl Code

The Code:
Code name Maverick (we will get into that later) Just imagine the song "Take my breath away" playing ever so delicately... distant in backround (the fan blowing my hair just so) and me writing this in my cowboy boots and nothing else.

Rules:

Rule #1. Drink Beer

Rule#2. Drink a lot of Beer

Rule #3. Find a country boy from West Virgina and Drink Beer

Rule #4. Fly to Florida to See your Man's home boy play Live, be astonished at talent of the Band and Drink a shit loads of beer.

Golden Rule: Shanemeade.com (you guys really got to check this shit out)

Rule #5. Become a West Virgina fan by default (your man 's from there you have no choice)
OMG did he say I didn' t have a choice...I love it when he says that the more beer I drink...

Rule #6. Get pneumonia before flying to Flordia to see your man's home boy play live and still drink a ton of beer and party till like 4:00 am...

Rule # 7: Go through alcohol withdrawl the day you fly back to the desert and decide yep you definately need another beer...

Yep it has definatley been a great half of year!!!

10 comments:

Superstar said...

Well, in your dfens...Phoenicians do not give very ood directions. For example, when I first moved here people would tell me, "Oh it's up the street"...Yeah? Is that North? "UP"or east? Wanna ive me some idea here???

PHX is built on a grid. North south streets are Streets and Ave. by # Central divides the East from the west (wessssstside) The East West streets are names such as Cactus or Bell...Nice?

Ok so here is a typical direction...Go UP bell to cactus and then turn right at 21st dr. I am the 3rd house on the left.

UP? Clearly this person meant SOUTH...as Cactus is SOUTH of Bell...OH....Yeah, so I am not so much thinking that Just is the "challengd" one. ;)

Just telling it like it is said...

I got lost just reading that...but I do know what you are saying...they say phx is easy to get around in...ummmm not for me unfortunately...

AndreAnna said...

Froze? Penis? Same sentence. Oh sweet heavens, you must tell! :) lol

Just telling it like it is said...

Andreanna:I'll e-mail you the story...I hope you get a kick out of it!!!

Beth said...

aww girl...I want to meet you and get drunk with you! You are so funny and you enjoy life so much....I really need you in my life! I think I am in love with you...do you swing both ways? ;)

Just telling it like it is said...

Beth: I think that is totally a possibilty..the drunk part...and although I am straight for you I might reconsider...I will always be here for you love to hold you up and let you know how special you are...are you kidding me...I see the special in you ...it is sooo obvious...you just ouzzee goodness...really I mean it...I know I am not the only one that thinks so!!!!and yeah...me lob you too!!!

mist1 said...

I wish I could remember that much of the last six months.

simonsays said...

I love this post, and I , too need to know how you froze your boyfriends penis....you have a very interesting life! Thanks.

Michael C said...

Happy 4th!!!!!! I just was reading AndreAnna's blog for the day and had to relive the frozen penis story and then I find you mentioned it again here. I'm cringing all over again.
AUGHHHHHHHHH
;-)

Just telling it like it is said...

Mist1: Mabe it is for the best that you do not remember the last 6th months...well with all the different kind of porn and balls that you have seen lately.
Simon; thanks for stopping by I will send you my penis story..it is one of the finer moments in my life and to think my boyfriend was the one who wanted me to tell the story...he knows nothing is off limits!!!
Micheal: What can I say I love to tell a great penis story!!!