Seriously, something is wrong with my family. My sister sent this pic to me this morning and wished me a happy 4th...and you wonder what is wrong with me?Speaking of peni, you know I can't help myself it is the nature of the beast. Since my life is like a trashy romance novel my family, boyfriend and friends know that everything that happens in our lives is subject to be written down in a blog for the sake of history...so that it can be recorded in time...
So, yesterday I send Engineer guy a text. I'm thinking that I am being clever, mixing it up some...being somewhat exciting. I text, "hey sexy how about a meeting at your house tonight with my clothes off". He calls me when leaving work.. Engineer guy " Darn girl are you sending me naughty texts while I am work, I kind of didn't understand what you ment"...WTF? Call me crazy...but I thought I was beeing perfectly clear...
Ummm...Engineer guy let me just say it bluntly (ohhh so takes the funn out of it doesn't it). On your way home from the bar call me and then I am going to sneak into the house and take advantage of you...get it. Engineer guy, " Ohhh yeah I get it" Sheesh what does a girl got to do around here to get some action????
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We may have to have a little talk with engineer guy. He might be more dense than I am!
Great, after that pic I will no longer be able to eat a hot dog....EVER!!!
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Happy 4th!!!!!!!!
Micheal: I think your right..I said do I have to hit you over the head or what??
sorry...hotdogs are not good for you anyway!!!
Just Telling: Thanks for looking out for me with the hot dog thing...but you could have just TOLD me. LOL
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We'll get Engineer Guy straightened out, don't worry ;-)
Micheal; you know that is not my style...I mean really what kind girl do you think I am...
You're right! I wasn't thinking there for a minute ;-)
Ha ha ha ha....aren't men just a little "dense" at times? No offense meant, guys. teehee
Well, at least the slongs, I mean "weinnies" are properly dressed.
Its not like they are out in the open.... nude. LOL
BUT
there are ONLY three of them, it was the fourth yesterday. Cant your sis count?
Simon: I know he tries so hard sometimes...no pun intended
Larry: I do't know I think I like "weinnnies" undressed.
those hot dogs look good...hey, a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do..
Oh he must be related to me b/c I don't take/get hints well. LMAO HOpe you get some action! lol
Beth: I couldn't have said it better myself...
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