Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Can you say...ummmmm Hard as a Rock

First I would like to tell you all that ummmm Dog the Bounty Hunter is my new crush...So you ask me what is it about Dog that you love?

I think it is his really long string dyed blond hair..or that fact that he feathers it up in the front where it like sticks out bigger than my bangs that I had in high school...

Or maybe it is all his kids...he has nine or that fact that he likes to hunt fugatives...or the tight leather pants or Big Big can of Mace....I not really sure what it is but he is my new facination....

So, can you say hard as a rock...okay this is not even right...so if your swimish do not read this part...but you know know that I love to gross everyone out...

Here is goes...ummmmm at what point do you seek out medical help...really do you like wait untill you arm falls off...or wait untill your whole leg is black and necrotic, oozing green stuff...smelling like something died in it and then say hey...maybe I should like get that looked at...

So...ever heard of Priprism......Ohhhh the priprism.....an errection that's right I said errection that last more than 4-6 hrs...

Well let's just say people if you have an errection that last for more than 4-6 hours due to the new drugs like Viagra or Cealis...Get help...I repeat get help...

Do not wait because if you do.... your Peni might fall off...that's right people I said it your Penis(penis, penis, penis...I love saying that) might fall off...

So, the other day someone had priprism...his errection started at 6:00 am and he did not seek help until 11:00 pm...I think he was told it might fall off...we had to drain it...that's right I said drain it...he looked like frankinstein..with two neelde inserted (i told you not everyone could handle this story) bilaterally at the base of Peni.....

and the moral to this story...do not wait untill your legs, arms, Penis...fall off to get help...it might just fall off if you don't....

7 comments:

awaiting said...

Hey girl! My dad was a doctor, had his own private practice and was on call at the hospital. I remember him coming home and telling us about two men who during 'the act' got 'stuck'. The guy panicked and it would not come out. They ended up going to the hospital where my dad gave them muscle relaxers, covered them with a sheet and waited.

Some funny stuff goes on at the hospital!

My Two Cents said...

I think you just made very guy on here squirm. I hope my husband never gets ED, because after that story I will never let him take Viagra.

Superstar said...

OMG you and Molly McMommy are the PENI queens!!!!! LOL ;o)
GET HELP! LOL ;o)
UMMMM "boys are stupid"! ;o/

Just telling it like it is said...

girls girl...here is the clincher of the story...this guy did not take any vigra or cialis...or any street drugs...can you believe we did a drug tox and clean...he was clean....go figure???

Just telling it like it is said...

Awaiting why didn't he just throw cold water on them like they do dogs and wait till they come apart...grosss...I hope that never happens to us....

Dick Small said...

Well THAT was certainly disturbing!!

Rapunzel said...

Well, I never was a PENI queen, but I was homecoming queen of 1984. That darn tiara kept sliding down my face, though and smearing my eyeliner. I cried for weeks.