Sunday, December 28, 2008

Random Shi'et that I am forced to tell by my brain...

My Grandma grew-up in a very Mormon household and was married by the time She was 18yrs. old. She has been married to my Grandpa for 60yrs. Most of that time they have adhered to most of the strict beliefs that the church demanded of them. However, my Grandpa smoked behind the churches back and kept a bottle of whisky in the bedside table for medicinal purposes only.(sometimes Grandma drove him crazy) They both never drank their whole life and still don't but Grandpa would take a swig every now and then if He were stressed enough. Nothing wrong with that but I have to say that the grandchildren like to get a rise out of my sweet Grandma every-now-and-then because she is still so innocent. This weekend Pop and I bought a movie thinking that the old folk don't get out much so to entertain ourselves and to spend some quality time with them we could all watch a movie.
Along came Polly sounded innocent enough, not according to my Grandma. Keep in mind she watched the whole movie even when I had my eyes closed some of the time; I even cringed at times because I just thought it would be way to scandalous for her. I didn't want to give her a heart attach or cause her blood sugar to rise at a deadly level. Hey they are old and Grandpa threatens to die on us all the time usually to milk all the attention he can get especially from Grandma (he agrees with this).
After the movie ended Grandma said, a woman married 60 yrs. never see a naked rear end, especially not a young naked butt! I think she was trying to give me a heart attack. My jaw dropped. She smiled and Grandpa stayed up with her whilst we went to bed. Grandpa sleeps in their room and she sleeps on the couch, but I'm thinking Grandma might have gotten a little fresh with Grandpa. Maybe he even got to pull his nasal cannula from his oxygen tank to the side for a little kiss action.
*Please note that while this is a true story mostly, my family has a wonderful sense of humor and this is to be taken lightly. They found it funny and know my sense of humor. No one was offended by this post and if you are I'm sorry you take life too seriously.
Happy New Year...another year and many more post to come I hope a glimpse in my life of that darn girl can bring you a little piece of happiness ;)

13 comments:

Just telling it like it is said...

by the bom shicky bom bom..
This is my 269 posting...
Cheers!

buffalodick said...

I grew up in a strict Reformed church household, with Gramps being pretty straight about right and wrong... but they too had their moments of naughty(normal!)

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buffalo: I was just kidding about pulling the oxygen nasal canula to the side they don't kiss each other in front of us...but they are more than happy to give all of us kisses...thank goodness I'm not sure I could handle it;)

Chef E said...

We always witnessed our Granddad Akin giving Mammaw a peck now and then...we got a fresh dollar bill each visit! The only TV we were allowed to watch with them was the Dallas Cowboys game, and we had to be very quiet while my mammaw shouted at them...nice story girl!

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Chef E..I knew that you would have a good story..My grandma was tickled to know that she like me is infact famous in her mind too. Great minds think alike what can I say...

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ssgreylord said...

i love the idea of you sitting there with your eyes half closed dying at the thought of what must be going on in your grandma's head. you always give us a good laugh...

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ss I am thankful for that...I try but they are such great people that crack me up...what can I say I love them

Walker said...

My grandmother would have screamed for the guy to turn around statimng she had seen enough of a jackass's butt LOL

I hope you have a Happy New Year

Beth said...

I'll never forget the one time my Gram and I were watching tv. A commercial came on for "zest" and it showed a Black man taking a shower....she said,
"Well, I've never seen a Black Man take a shower before."

and in my head I said, "Well, you don't know what you're missing!"

XOXOXOX

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Beht: Your so cute!...I miss you too love. I hope this next is a year is much better....sending you my love

Photonuts said...

I am pretty up there in age, and my mother was a minister but gone now, so I cannot imagine, nor want to...I do know they loved each other so I am sure they brushed up against each other now and then...