Friday, December 19, 2008

I can't believe it I am turning into my Ma...


A Pic of Ma and my sister... Ma's Dog
I woke up this morning at 4:00 am looked into the mirror and Screamed...
I am starting to look like my Ma and not only that I have turned into her too..
My Ma had a pill for everything.
You have a cold, put some vics in your nose and take a B vitamin...
You have an ear infection, put some vics and take a B vitamin...
You have upset stomach, put some vics and peptobismo...
My version (my poor child he has a neurotic mother that is a nurse)..
Kid did you poop today...He says," Ma" No...
No worries I got a pill..here take this stool softener...
Kid how many times did you pee today and what color was it...(the kid doesn't drink enough water so I am neurotic and think he will die of dehydration) The kid says, "Ma" 2 times and it was yellow...Me "all day" OMGOsh...I got water with crystal light lemonade in it...drink up...
What you have a huge pimple... I got a tube of anit-pimple cream let me pick it and put some vic up your nose...
It's tragic...It can't be...I said I would never turn into her...
At least I don't walk around with a shirt in the house that is slit all the way down both sides sos she can torture my sister & I or anyone that we might bring to the house...
She's obsessed with showing off her great boobs..
I would never be like that...
I mean really does it sound like me to talk about my boobs and show them off?? Really?

11 comments:

Chef E said...

My mom wore Mo-Mo dresses and no shoes, a fisher woman...so, I know I am not like her, because I am still hot looking at 40's something and sizzle in all parts of my house (when I feel like it, lol), and my hubby and I do not fight, just discuss...girl we all think these things!

Walker said...

Trust me it could be worse.
The SIL's mother loved walking around in her nightie and he favorite position was stretched out on a chair with one leg streched out and the over sticking in the other direction with no panties on.

Yopu know you could give the kid a break and cut back on the asking by just keeping a box of those little sample jars for him to pee in.
Then you can test it and adjust his liquid intake

Jeff said...

There is nothing wrong with showing of a nice set of boobs. Trust me on this one :-)

I love me some vics too!

Just telling it like it is said...

Chef E..it is wonderful that you still have such a wonderful loving relationship with the Mr...sex is the glue it what I always say!!!

Walker: You mother sounds like a gem..I know I could give the kid a break every now and then but I know he is going to blame me for everything that is crazy about him...As it has been for many many generations in my family...It is my only revenge...
p.s. He's so great he takes everything in stride even when his grandmother wears the slitted t-shirts...

Jeff: ;) I am all about flashing the boobs...if you knew me better you would probably know that even though I loath it I too love to talk about my boobs...;)

buffalodick said...

Looks like the whole family has decent racks...

Just telling it like it is said...

buffalo: Thanks I guess that is why all the women in the family talk about their boobs so much!!!
I have to admit her's are good enough for a playboy shot...

Walker said...

I stopped in to wish you and yours a Merry Christmas

Beth said...

Merry Chrismas girlfriend!!!!! I love you and I hope you have a blessed one!

and your boobs are FANTASTIC and Vicks fixes everything!

Just telling it like it is said...

Walker: Thanks so much...We had a wonderful time and I didn't even need to drink that much alcohol..can you believe that? ;)

Beth: Merry Christmas to you and your beautiful family...You the sweetest and so beautiful thankful to have you in my blog land family!!
Oh and Walker I'm thankful for you and the rest of my blogger family!!

buffalodick said...

Post something- Hope your Christmas was great!

ssgreylord said...

gosh, i've missed you and your funny posts. you've put a big smile on my face...