Today I was talking to a friend on the phone that makes me crack up..
We love to talk about our families...
His eating pigeon during the depression (he will only admit to his grandparents eating it) and mine eating squirrel (what can I say they are from the country)
So, I asked him how work was last night and then he told the story...
It goes something like this..
He was a work (he has a history of being very clumsy) a trait that I think builds his character...
He was suppose to be wearing black dress pants for serving people...
Well I guess he always goes commando and happen to bend down and catch his pant pocket to the corner of the bar....as you may guess he tore the pocket down to the zipper and his balls fell out...
I am assuming that his whole package fell out but he spared me the dirty little details...
Turns out his boss is some what of a Hitler type so He made him put on Yellow rain rubber pants to serve the rest of the night....
I cracked up laughing at the thought of him ripping his pants while serving drinks to people at a baseball game...they got a little more than they bargained for..
I hope he at least shaved....
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Ha Ha Ha
Did anyone try and stuff dollar bills in his pockets later ;)
Walker: No I think he did it for free...You know how men are they are always trying to show their package if they can...Not that I am complaining or anything...
shaved? shaved what?
Funny! Once at Cedar Point's water park, I was on the Lazy River ride, and decided to get into the inner tube.. while jumping up to do that, I caught my swimming trunks on the air stem, and mooned a rather attractive young lady behind me, in broad daylight... I swear she followed me for 20 minutes, hoping for another accident..
Hysterical...I would go commando working in restaurants because the kitchens are so damn hot till my pants kept getting caught on the corners of the counter and ripped the seat and I did not know it until someone stuck their finger in the holes and said 'Nice vents, and not a bad ass either'.
Doggie: Shaved balls of coarse!
Buffalo: I once was at a water park and went down a slide...and lost my top...boobs out in broad day light for all to see...Lovely hu?
Chef...No wonder you get grabbed at home when you walk in the door ;)
Let this be a lesson to us all...always wear your bloomers to work! ha!
PS There is none of that here with my son...I hate underwear, unless it is for a good reason *wink*
Hahahaha! I'm betting that's not all that fell out either! ;)
what a sight! i can only imagine... well, eww, maybe not. :)
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