If I have cramps I must tell everyone and let them be as miserable as I am..WTF?
While I was working today minding my own business caring for patients telling them about my uncle that married his step sister (Arkansas is all I can say) when she was 15 and he was 20yr. My lower quadrant bilaterally decided to turn against me and cause me pain. How dare my body decide to cause me pain when I am clearly trying to save lives...I mean really. What kind of shitniz it that? I think I am going to go on strike against my lower quadrant. Can you do that? And and I have been in the pisser about 20 million times daily. I mean I am a water drinker and all but this is just ridiculous. So my medical mind goes wild and thinks about all the things that could be wrong with me...Diabetes insipitus (I just might die) ...My ovaries seem to be mad at me..I have been giving the vag plenty of loving from Engineer guy so I can't imagine why they are turning against me... Engineer guy handles business almost every night...Is that normal? The vag seems to be happy, she never complains and really tells me that she enjoys hanging with Engineer guy peni... so what is the deal??? Oh that Eve....why why did you have to eat the apple???
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Maybe she couldn't find a pear tree :)
Walker:..your always make me smile...
Could be voiding to try to clear the tracts... maybe try some D-Mannose Powder (from any healthfood store), made by NOW Foods, Bloomindale, Ill. It inhibits bacterial adhesion, and soothes the urinary tract.
Also, increasing liquids and decreasing salts might help as well...
J/
Goteeman thanks for the info..hope you enjoyed the humor of it all
This mad me laugh. If your lower quadrant is being well taken care of....it has NO right to make you miserable! (hee-hee)
I am thinking you can go on strike....but if your lower quadrant did...you would REALLY be in trouble! :)
Thanks Queen...I'm always happy when I can make some one smile..
Your gettin it every effin night??
*sigh*
Im soooooo jealous...
LOL
Reminds me of some of my kiddos at school...they whisper in my ear, as tho Ive never HEARD of the monthly curse...LOL ~rolls eyes~
jesh! They have no problem talking about a BJ, but get embarrassed by "Ms. Im having my period"...???? WTF???
Hope you feel better...
What are you complaining about you work in a medical facility! Hello! Drug cabinet!!!
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