Monday, July 21, 2008

Changing my life cause I can't change me...

I hate growing pains...
I mean when I was pregnant with the kid there were all kinds of growing pains. First of all my once flat tummybegan to enlarged with strech marks deeper than the grand canyon, it was like having an alien inside me for 10 months...again my body has changed forever...but I am sure that I would due it again in a heartbeat just to have that darn kid.
I have been thinking about re-eventing myself like Madonna has so many times in the past years. Can I leave nursing all together? I think I can if I can't get away with the pettiness of the hospital nurses.
Does anyone have any suggestions...
I thought about being a stripper but I am really to old for that...
I thought about being an accountant, but I can't do math very well...
I thought about being Mike Roug in "Dirty jobs" but I can't deal with all the crazy crap he has to do I am not good at manual labor...
I thought about becoming a truck driver so that I could cuss on a regular basis and no one would even back an eye...
I thought I could be a professsional wine taster but I don't think they pay your for that...I think you have to pay the wine people...
I know that I would be good at any job that I required me to sit on the couch..
I thought about writting a book but that takes time and knowing me I would try to write on the couch and watch TV at the same time. Procrastination at its best.

5 comments:

*~*Cece*~* said...

My next job will be a Lotto millionare.

Just telling it like it is said...

Good idea Cece!!!

Walker said...

You don’t reinvent yourself you evolve into the flower you are meant to be,
Life starts from a seed and blossoms as it matures into something brilliant, that’s you.
I’m a weed that’s why I am a little up there LOL

Just be who you feel you are.
Too many people try to be what they’re not and life isn’t as fun for them or the people around them any more.

You don’t have to be a trucker to swear and if you really want to be a stripper I don’t think you’re to old.
In fact you could practice with us.
Just think how fun it would be to have a pole in the middle of your living room for rehearsals.

You could write a book about wanting to be a wine taster and how drunk you got practicing drinking wine.
That pole in the living room would really be fun after a bottle or two then after you could collapse on the couch until morning.
Just make sure the kid’s not out on a sleep over and shows up in the morning with friends in tow only to find a naked woman on the couch swearing like a trucker suffering from a hangover.

Take up Belly dancing, great exercise.

GoteeMan said...

You might begin by asking yourself, "where is my passion?" ... I find that we tend to drift back to what we love in some way or another, so if you can find a way to do something you really enjoy and make a living at it at the same time, you are doubly blessed...

My mom is an RN, and gets really tired of all the junk, as well... so she's thinking about making a change...

You are in a skilled profession, and if you enjoy the field, but not your current environment, you can always look into other ways to use your skills... like nursing in an employment environment, school, home health, doctors' office, etc.

Life is too short to be miserable with what you do for a living...

J/

Just telling it like it is said...

Walker: your clever...I like all of your ideas...working on the pole in the front room as we talk...
G: unfortunately Nursing is my passion...I love the ER and I love saving and helping people, what I don't like is the caddy nurses talking about your skills everytime you work and they wonder why we have a shortage of nurses...I don't facilitate gossip and I don't put it out, but unfortunately I have been part of the gossip...Medicine comes like second nature to me...I really listen to my instinct and it never lead me wrong...so for not I will try something different...and hopefully I will be just as challenged..
Thank you all for your support in my trying times means so much to me!!!