Tuesday, May 30, 2006

The tubing experience

Well it is summer again...Memorial day has come and passed..you know that means right??

The salt river is open again for business...ahhh the thoughts of tubing down the river for 4 hours with a cooler of a endless supply of beer attached to your tube.

Let's discuss the important steps to tubing down the river on a hot summer morning...

Find fun people to tube down the river with you...you must be willing to let your hair down and prepair to get dirty...

Get to the river and on the way and this is crucial people very crucial...stop and get beer...lots and lots of beer you do not want to run the risk of running out of beer...thus...you will have to show your boobs or package to elicit more from fellow tubers...

Get your tubes and remember to bring string...to tie them together with or you may run the risk of having to give up some of your coveted beer for string...

Ride the bus to the top of the float and the fun begins...

Remember that tieing the beer to the tube correctly is impairative...other wise you will go down the river loosing your precious gold and others will find and drink your treasure...

Sister called yesterday and we reminised about the last time we went tubing...OMG it was soooo much fun...four hours of drinking was pure pleasure....

heck...my sister even flashed her boobs and we still had beer...ahhhh good times

So sister when are we going back??

4 comments:

Q said...

That sounds so much fun! Knowing me I would have to wear a cup. Let's see, tube, lots of full beer cans, waves, thin piece of fabric covering the jewels...yeah, that chances of my coming out missing a testacle is very high.

I need a vacation. I think you do too.

Just telling it like it is said...

Hey Q..
At this point if you lost a testacle I could totally handle it...yeah your right I need a vacation bad!!!! Got any ideas???

Q said...

all this talk of you, water, and beer is making me want take you on "personal" tubing experience. Imagine the hot sun beating down on us, both our bodies covered in sweat as we slowly drift on the cool water. Beads of water on your golden skin glistens in the sunlight. Your eyes are closed and your soft lips are slightly parted. You exhale softly and I hear nothing else....I need to take a cold shower.

Just telling it like it is said...

ahhhh...my heart is beating fast...i think I need a cold shower...ohhhh yeah!!!