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Tell me why?

Sometimes my dog drags her butt on the carpet?
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I grow this one long black hair on the side of my face and I do not notice it to puck it till it has been there for sometime?
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Sometimes my sister’s kids insist on eating a spoon full of butter?
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When I was in high school my 20 yrs. old uncle married his step sister who was 15 yrs old?
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The platypus has no nipples so it secrets milk though it skin and hair?
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You would cut off your member and eat it and then ask when it is going to grow back?
(I swear this really happen…there sister I told the story)
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That Taco Bell tastes so good after you have had too much to drink?
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Sometime celebrities get cheek implants and their face looks weird and then they deny plastic surgery?
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My sister remembers our childhood stories differently… she told me one time I made her pee on the floor of our bedroom because I had a boy sneak in our bedroom who was hiding under my bed and I did not want my Mom to find out??
(have no recollection of this story… maybe I blocked it out)
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I once dated this guy who had a toupee and one day he said I have to tell you something…and I said please don’t tell me then it might not be true.
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Please tell me why when I work out I sweat sooo much that my whole shirt and crotch of my shorts are soaking wet when I’m done?
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