Saturday, May 20, 2006

Porque it's Hot That's Why

Tell me why?

Sometimes my dog drags her butt on the carpet?
Porque it’s Hot That’s Why

I grow this one long black hair on the side of my face and I do not notice it to puck it till it has been there for sometime?
Porque it’s Hot That’s Why

Sometimes my sister’s kids insist on eating a spoon full of butter?
Porque it’s Hot That’s Why

When I was in high school my 20 yrs. old uncle married his step sister who was 15 yrs old?
Porque it’s Hot That’s Why

The platypus has no nipples so it secrets milk though it skin and hair?
Porque it’s Hot That’s Why

You would cut off your member and eat it and then ask when it is going to grow back?
(I swear this really happen…there sister I told the story)
Porque it’s Hot That’s Why

That Taco Bell tastes so good after you have had too much to drink?
Porque it’s Hot That’s Why

Sometime celebrities get cheek implants and their face looks weird and then they deny plastic surgery?
Porque it’s Hot That’s Why

My sister remembers our childhood stories differently… she told me one time I made her pee on the floor of our bedroom because I had a boy sneak in our bedroom who was hiding under my bed and I did not want my Mom to find out??
(have no recollection of this story… maybe I blocked it out)
Porque it’s Hot That’s Why

I once dated this guy who had a toupee and one day he said I have to tell you something…and I said please don’t tell me then it might not be true.
Porque it’s Hot That’s Why

Please tell me why when I work out I sweat sooo much that my whole shirt and crotch of my shorts are soaking wet when I’m done?
Porque it’s Hot That’s Why

7 comments:

Lestud said...

How would baby platapus feed then? By licking mummy's skin?

Just telling it like it is said...

by sucking on the skin and hair of her tummy..crazy hu???

Q said...

So this makes it ok to go up to a girl and ask her if she would like me to do a reenactment of a baby platapus feeding right?

Just telling it like it is said...

Q...let's hope that you do not want to suck on the tummy of a girl that is hairy...that would be just wrong...

Q said...

Yeah licking hairy girls would not be cool unless she had more than 2 breasts...actually it still wouldn't be cool.

Anyway, I have decided to make a dedicated blog and I'm moving all of my rants over to blog.q-lam.com from now on.

But of course I will still visit this home of my exquisit blog love.

Lestud said...

Q!

Damn you for putting that thought into my freshly awake mind! Argggggh...

Licking hairy girls is never cool.

(Happy thoughts, Lestud, happy thoughts.. Lalala.......... DAAMN!)

Lestud said...

JTILII, and now I can't stop listening to the Beatles, I've got that song looping on iTunes!