Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Queen for a day...

I often go though phases that include crushes of sorts...

Like the time I was sure that Dane Cook was in love with me...I was sure that he was directly talking to me at his concert...I wrote "I love Dane" on my boobs! We decided to take it a bit slower until I actually meet him in person!

Then there was the time that Rich Franklin (UFC fighter) Wanted to marry me...but after he lost his last fight I started to think his fighting days were over and well...I had a hard time with the loss and even thought I still love him...I tell him it is me not him or unless he starts winning again! Hey you know my motto you can't come home unless you win! that goes for my Kiddo too!

Then there is the total relationship with Heff's wife Donna...Oh yeah she's such a Hottie. In Heff's dreams we always hook up on the holidays...cause that is how I roll!

Frequently, I have intimate relationships with some of my blogger friends! They don't really know about it because it usually happens when I am drunkin state of wine bliss and then I forget about it... And since I always follow the Catholic girl code...if I don't remember it didn't happen! That there excuses me from the whole slutty image I might be attaining out there in blog land.

And then there is the fact...Everyone knows that I have a pantie dropper problem and that also goes for the 3 million pair of shoes I have accumulated over the years...and there is that obsession with my boobs, but I don't really see that as a problem.

So, I thought it would be better to focus on some new traditions here on Just telling it...
I have asked my new girl crush to write something special for my blog...I like her for many reasons, but due to the Catholic girl code I am unable to tell you...The most important reason I like here is because I am obsessed with red-hair! and then again it might be for her very cheerily written posts or not!!

So, Ubermouth I crown you with this award...
Queen for the day!!!

Sincerely,
Darn girl

25 comments:

Beth said...

:a pantie dropper problem"...AHAHAHAHAHA! ahhh how much do I love you girl!!???

Just telling it like it is said...

Oh Beth and I love you!!!

Heff said...

Glad I didn't win "Queen" for a day, lol !

Just telling it like it is said...

Heff: Right!~ I could just see you know as the pool boy with a leopard g-string on!!hahahah

Shelly Rayedeane said...

Are you certain she is Queen of the United Kingdom instead of Queen of the Menstrual Kingdom?

Just telling it like it is said...

Shelly: I get the worst PMS so I'll keep that title myself...

Liam said...

I don't drink much but lately since Kirsten has not been in the mood. I have sincerely been thinking about greasing the neighbours cat's ass.

Walker said...

I see no problem with panty dropping.
It's the other kind of droppings i hate stepping in.

Chef E said...

You so entertain me on here, and in my dreams :)

Happy Thanksgiving, and have a dirty one on me *slurp* oh and don't forget the blue cheese olives!

Kimberly said...

Um...k. Well...I have no idea what I have been readin' but it wasn't your blog so I officially apologize for saying "where the fuck have you been"...because its more like where have I been? Now, drop your panties.

Just telling it like it is said...

Kimberly: I'm glad you see it my way...because I kind of like it when you don't give me a choice...
Panties dropped!!!

Just telling it like it is said...

Walker: I see your point and I totally agree with your point of view!! I am now Flashing you my small nipple...

Just telling it like it is said...

Liam: I hear that Sheep have a little more room for greasing up...Tell the beautiful Kirsten that sex is really good for her cervix and for mood control...honest Abe..I'm a nurse would I lie?

UBERMOUTH said...

HH- I am honoured and flattered and confused. It's like my self love is contagious.

Now turn away a minute darling....

Shelly.watch.your.f*cking .step!

buffalodick said...

Have another flagon of wine, wench! Happy Thanksgiving!

Just telling it like it is said...

Uber: It is indeed contagious...Happy Holidays!!

Buffalo: It's rum and eggnog tonight! I'll really be lit...you want to tune into one of my drunkin blogs!

UBERMOUTH said...

HH- Happy Holidays to you[but we aren't having a holiday over here] :)

Just telling it like it is said...

Maybe we could make one up...Like happy drink day on Thursday?? Sounds plausible right?

BamaTrav said...

Have a great Thanksgiving there boobs!

Just telling it like it is said...

Bama: Happy Thanksgiving to you! Boobs...Me oh yeah me!

Secretia said...

We need our obsessions or life is boring!

Have a nice Thanksgiving.

Secretia

Just telling it like it is said...

True so true.. did I tell you how that nurses are especially extraordinaire...and well better than the average bear!!!

Sorcerer said...

stumbled across your blog..
wow! was having tea and now reading your blog..its a spice tea!!

Kate said...

Ha ha great post. I totally follow the catholic girl code too.

Have a great Thanksgiving

Kate xx

Just telling it like it is said...

Kate: The Catholic girl guide is sooo necessary to get thought the college years wouldn't you agree?

Sorcerer: Awe I put the spice in your tea!

Thanks for stopping by guys!!!