My partner in crime (my old roommate that is newly single) girlfriend and I when out last Saturday night...Our theme was smooth criminal...our cab driver almost killed us with MJ playing in the background but after he ran several red lights and took us back to the future by five mins. we arrived to our Hon-key-tonk bar extravagance...boot skooting it we were! I know what you do for your friends!! I had to take one for the team!! cause I'm a Team Playa..
While sitting at the Bar we talked about all the shenanigans that we have been involved in over the years!! In order to not criminate myself I plea the 5th. ...let just say that we always have fun when we go out.
One case comes into mind...let's just say it was my birthday...and let's just say that there was an incident of car fire on my dates part and the same date had a fake testicle... Not by my own examination...but by him telling me....Ouch...I was totally out...
Thank goodness I still have my partner in crime!!
Eight years of friendship and trial by fire..Yeap love that girl!!!
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I had a male friedn tell me he had a msall penis once...why do men reveal such details? Is it a pre emptive wanring becuase they think we are going to 'find out' through excperience?
No man should be more important than a BFF,ever.
Uber: you are sooo right...Never my girls that are truly on my side win everytime!! to no eval!!
My dick is only 5 inches, but some women like it that wide.
boy its nice to have a wing ...person...to hang with...good times good times!!!!!!
There are dear friends that my wife won't let me go out with! We always end up in hot water..
Bama: since when does size matter?
f1t: I think I'm a great wing man...
Buffalo: I have to admit I totally understand why she wont let you out with them...
Just telling it - I said WIDTH not LENGTH.LOL!!!
Bama: Oh yeah thank goodness size does matter but you didn't hear that from me
LOL@ Bama. I thought you were going say 5 inches, folded in half.
partners in crime are always ggod to ahve around...maybe you can be mine someday, huh?
XOXOX
BFF are important.
Good quality friendships are about giving and taking equally.
There is no best friendship with control or manipulation. I, for one, know I deserve better then that.
A fake testicle? Now I've heard everything. Ha ha ha h aha ha ha ha ha...
Beth : Oh coarse I'll be your partner in crime...You know how much I love you!!!
Shelly: Your right you deserve the best!!
Liam: I know right? What was he thinking???
Partners in crime always have a lot to talk about that's fun.
Fake testicles are as bad as men who name their dicks mini me. Lol.
Shelly what's even worse is when they think only with Mini Me...hahahah
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