Tuesday, November 17, 2009

The 200 a year rule.....

When, I first started having sexual chocolate relations (that's so sterile isn't it)with Logistics guy I gave him a ball examination. He gladly let me palpate his testicles and even coughed for me. I guess he's a team player and you know how much I like team playas!

Which leads me to wonder what is wrong with him?... to be having relations with a woman that insist on checking his balls monthly. We are talking about someone who is special, who listens to my stories over and over and never complains about them, a person who understands my obsession over my own and other woman's boobs, a man that will talk with me about old balls as if it were the normal dinner conversation...a man that loves guns and loves to share history...He talks with me until I pass out from the champagne we drank that night...A man that hangs in there and arises to the occasion with a refractory rate that would challenge most 20 yrs. olds.

I had to

1. see if he had more than a handful of balls
2. I had to make sure there were no bumps and lump that might need to be ultrasound
3. I just liked making him cough and cupping his balls...
4. I like the way his balls feel...

You be happy to know that his balls were not more than a handful...and there was nothing worth sending him to the Dr. for! Sweet score..

So last Thursday (panite dropper day) I told him that there is actually research out there that proves that when men and women have sex with the same partner at least 200 times a year that it helps them live longer. Now me being a nurse and all I like to follow thought with proven research tactics...

Even thought I wear him out...he always arises to the occasion...instead of 3 times on Thursday we might have pick another day of the week to get-in the 4 times a week to satisfy the 200 yr. rule. This all in the name of science..

Sincerely,
Darn girl

23 comments:

BamaTrav said...

Just wait until the new wears off. HAHA.

Secretia said...

That is a good goal 200 times a year!

Tom Bailey said...

My viewpoint:

I think women are looking carefully at the body more than they lead on that they are possibly. Women are able to see from the corners of their eyes things that men would never see... I think.... My guess is that women are doing the same thing in giving visual medical exams.

I think women are doing checks of things w/o making it a formal check. Just an observation.

f1trey said...

i like the schedule....seriously...go till you cant...period..or go home.....

buffalodick said...

I'm almost speechless, but not quite!

Just telling it like it is said...

Bama:I just want to point out that sex with him is more than just an act of doing it..we have a good connection...chemistry and even when I get old and need a lot of KY jelly I think I'll still be wanted someone to be grabbing my arse...

Just telling it like it is said...

Secr: I try and plan good goals for the year!

Tom: I think your right!

Ft1: That's my motto go big or go home!!!

Buffalo: I know still shocking you hu? Your a good friend!

Liam said...

The only thing I find weird about him letting you check his balls is that he hasn't asked you to do it more than once a month.

Just telling it like it is said...

Liam: he doesn't even have to ask..I cup them all the time!!!

Heff said...

Obsessed with your own and other women's boobs !!!

I......love you.

Just telling it like it is said...

Heff: I love you and Donna's boobs!

UBERMOUTH said...

I hate great man/nurse stories but two spring to mind.

I was with a man once who was sucking my fingers and I said [remembering I had earlier had to deal with heaemorrhoid care[ and you know what I mean] and ungloved condom catheter application] ' You don't want to be doing that,you don't know where my hands have been!'

He said he didn't mind,until I told him exactly where my hands had been and he turned green and nearly fainted! hahaha

A dutch guy I dated a few yrs back was going to let me insert a Foley catheter [cuz I pretended I was rusty and needed the practise-but really I just like hurting men:)] but when I got out my equipment I was short a couple of instruments. Damn!!!

It makes me laugh how assholey people can be knowing you can and will give them a catheter or a needle. Not the time to be pissing off your nurse. LOL

Shelly Rayedeane said...

lol.

Just telling it like it is said...

Uber: I often tell Logistic guy where my finders have been and they are the sexiest places!!!

Shelly ;)

Just telling it like it is said...

Uber I meant there not in sexy places...

Shelly Rayedeane said...

I like your boobs btw. It isn't my fault! Your avatar is sticking that shit right in my nose. Lol.

UBERMOUTH said...

That's okay, I meant I have great nurse/man stories,not *hate*

Just telling it like it is said...

Shelly: Why thank you I often put them in peoples faces just to make myself feel good....I know what is wrong with me?


Uber: Just ask Heff I am the typo queen in blog land

Indigo said...

So you like cuppin his balls.. what man wouldn't let you do that? I have a problem. I have a tender bigger than the other one breast, toward the under arm is tender too... bein as you're in the medical profession I just thought I'd enquire. The nipple area is tender and the breast tissue is hot. I've checked for lumps n bumps but like I said it's tender..

Walker said...

Only 200........?
Is that days or times because i can do 200 times in 2 months
Must be days....

Just telling it like it is said...

Walker did I ever tell you how much I like Canadians!!

Kimberly said...

For the good of the group - I understand.

Baht At said...

200 times a year ---- surely the equipment would get rusty if it was used so infrequently.

In the days of my youth (and before viagra existed) I once managed 22 times in 24 hours and that was only because I was too sore to even attempt the final 2 to make it one an hour.